Sonic asks you something..
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-MellowMarsh- 
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30.06.2019
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-MellowMarsh-[OP]
30.06.2019 10:21
LinkHe asks what you think about Ridley's cooking.
Sonic : "Well, if you ask my opinion, its kinda gross, i don't like it at all."
Sonic : "Alri-"
Ridley : "I HEARD SOMEONE WANTED TO TRY A SAMPLE? ANYONE?" -IM JUST MAKING RIDLEY TALK BECAUSE--
Ridley : "Alrighty. Here. A Stew-A-La-Ridley, for you, Zelda!" -Ridley hands over the Stew-A-La-Ridley to Zelda.-
-Samus was in the background, shaking her head like no, must have been a warning to not take it.-
(sandy
s a n d y)
Ridley : "No problem. Tell me if you like it!" (ridley is actually really bad at cooking lma o)
(o h)
Sonic : "Well i had it once and i really did not like it. Tasted like puke."
Ridley : "PUKE MEANS AWESOME!"
Sonic : -he whispers- "i actually said that so he wont get mad.."
Sonic : "Wanna know something? A Demon actually posessed me in some fandom thingy.."
Streak: “Eh, all I could do is rip your guts out. That’s about it.”
Streak: “So anyway, who is Ridley and what the hell do they cook?”
Sonic : "Hold on lemme.." -He dashes to Samus and drags her in front of Streak.- "Explain him. Please."
Samus : "Alright. Alright, so Ridley is this big purple dinosaur with wings thing who killed my parents when i was 6, and so he became my enemy and also took the last Metroid or something. blah blah blah. And he cooks a lot of "Stew-A-La-Ridley". Which tastes horrible. And also Ridley-Chips which are pretty OK. Only problem with them is that they require dip-sauce. and Ridley uses blood as the dip-sauce. And a lot more. All i say is that his food is ****ing awful."
Samus : "Alright..Ridley is a dinosaur guy thats purple and has wings. He is also my enemy and killed my goddarn parents. Now what he cooks : Stew-A-La-Ridley: This meal is ****ing awful. He makes it from small asteroids, Alien food, and more. Now theres Ridley-Chips. Ridley always wanted to make chips but he is really bad at cooking things. So he attempted chips and tasted it, he liked it and so shared it with us all, with BLOOD as dip-sauce. ****ing awful i tell you.
That better for you, mr Hedgehog-Demon-Whatever your name is?"
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