i love tord but we can share because we share him with all the other 1,000000000000000 fangirls in the world

TOM

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

uwu

my mum said no tomtord. S A D N E S S

I was just about to tell you that-

S A D N E S S since tomtord was the reason i was kicked off the site.

sad

OH YAY :D

WE HAVE A MAT

MATT ^^

I just popped here

YAYYY

Tord: * just sneakin about as usual * ( i start )

Tom: *drinking co la*

Matt: -looking at his face with a mirror-

Tord: * looks at Tom * Are you drinking EDD'S cola, Jehova?

((Now i'm doing this RP with eddsword playing in the backround XDD))

Tom: no-

Matt: -continue's-

Tom: n o

Tord: Oops, your in trouble, JEHOVA.

Matt: Nobody touch my mirror

Tom: I didnt take edds cola?-

Matt: Or my face!

Tord: Oh you sure? * convincing norwegian god damn cute- oops fangirling, convincing voice *

Tom: THE HECK IM JUST DRIKING SOME COLA- (lmao poor matt just doing nothing)

Tord: * next to Tom *i hid the smirnoff btw.

Tom: you're dead.

Matt: -continue's to stare into mirror- ((that's what i'm supposed to do XD))

Tord: Am i now, Jehovas witness? * He was really pushing his luck by getting a simple " You're dead " *

( wheeze ) Tom: *gets out his harpoon*

Matt: Tom don't hit my with the harpoon

Tord: What are you gonna do with that , Jehova. * he took a simple step back *

Tom: im going to stab you just like I killed your giant robot, if you wont give me my smirnoff, youre dead.

((Am i important at all?))

( you are, if youre actually going to do something. )

Tord: My giant robot- that was my ffffrikin giant robot. you just straight up- * then, he rolled his sleeves up, cursing under his breath *

((Yay)) Matt: -continue's-

Tom: you wanna fight?

Tord: i might aswell if your gonna be like that, jehova... * still cursing under his breath, looking at tom dead in the eye *

Matt: -walk's in the kitchen- It look's fine

Tom: pff, sure sure, commie. *smirks*

Tord: Dont call me Commie, jehova... * clenches his fists * ( * bangs on table * FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT )

Matt: -throw's a cola at him- There

Tom: Commie. *giggles, evil look in his eyes*

( I realized that sounded weird-)

Tord: I'LL SHOW YOU COMMIE, JEHOVA * punch * ( i feel powerful )

((I feel left out XD)) ((I'm like a back round character))

( sally no )

( I have no idea what to do now )

( make them fight )

Tom: *punches tord back*

((It won't do anything :P))

Tom: * kick * Am i commie enough, JEHOVAS WITNESS? ( i dont know how to fight )

Tord ^^ ex dee

Matt: -throw's a mirror at tom- STOP FIGHTING

Tom: *slaps tord* HAHA, WHY EVEN ASK? YOURE ALREADY COMMIE ENOUGH.

Tord: Oh for god sake Edd! * holds up the get along shirt * I AM NOT PUTTING THIS ON WITH HIM UNLESS YOU FORCE ME, THAT I WONT LET YOU.

Matt: Mirror's never do anything...

( PUT THEM IN THE GET ALONG SWEATER, then make something come along ex dee )

Matt: ...

Tord: And i've been forced * is now in the get along sweater, with Tom *

(haha, sorry my mom called me on my phone) Tom: hIssSs

Matt: -throw's another mirror at Tord-

Tord: * picks up harpoon and throws out window * Jehova..

Tom: MY HARPOON- you're going to pay for that.

((Ok i'm prolly gonna leave soon))

Tord: No i'm not. Also i know all this fightings being going on but can i ask one question?

((I'm not important in this))

Tom: yes, commie?

Tord: Ugh- If i put my hand in your eye, would my hand go through it? * gets hand in position to poke through toms eye *

Matt: Ok -stand's beside them-

Tom: well,,, yes.

Tord: And is your head holo? * feels matt behind him * Oh hey Matt.. Umm- sorry for punching you in the face...?

Tom: *confusion*

Tord: * sticks hand in eye * Does that hurt?

Tom: not really-

( OH ZOMBIE TORDD COMING UP BE READY )

Matt: -take's a mirror- I will hit you if your bad >:(

Tord: * slaps * does that hurt, jehova?

Matt: -hit's Tord- NO

Tom: well, that does hurt. I am a human being too,,, well,,, kind of.

Tord: TOM YOUR ACTING STRANGE- I DONT LIKE IT.

Tom: my mom is literally a bowling ball and well,,, my dead dad was a pineapple.

Tord: * gets cookies and eats one * Thanks bud! * and then hes a zombie now. Great *

Matt: >:(

Matt: Oh no

Tom: TORD WHAT THE HECK-

Tord: HOLY- not a zombie again- UUUGGGGHHHH- * gets out of get along shirt * EDD YOUR GONNA PAY

Tom: oh thank god, now im free from that commie.

Tord: * looks at Tom * I would bite you if i was allowed, Jehova.

Matt: -smack's Tord- NO

Tom: hiss.

Matt: >:(

Tord: OH GREAT. WHATS NEXT TOMS A MONSTER AGAIN? MATTS A VAMPIRE AGAIN? now we need to go on that thing AGAIN * puts hands in pockets *

Matt: Am i possesed again?

Tom: dont be such a dramatic commie.

Tord: * trips * holy-

( im expecting a tomtord moment. and i want one )

Tom: *catches him*

( LMAO WHEEZE )

((No please))

( INTENSE F A N G I R L I N G ) Tord: Thanks?

((I ****ing hate that ship so much -_-))

( WHEEZE ) Tom: *inhales* now, get on your legs before I drop you.

Matt: ...

Matt: .....

Tord: * pushes away * get off me Jehova

Matt: -smack's Tord again- NO FIGHTING

Tom: hiss.

Tord: Now, shall we get moving? ( WE NEED VAMPIRE MATT AND MONSTER TOM OR ELSE THIS AINT COMPLETE )

Tom: *slowly turning into his monster form* oh god.

((OKKKK))

Tord: YAY, now we have a big Jehova problem. A BIG ONE. LITERALLY

((Idk what vampire Matt is, i don't often watch eddsword))

Tom: *turns into a half monster* well ****.

( here unsafe2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch1lO9aFRvU ) Tord: Edd everyones transforming

Tom: *random roar*

Tord: Wheres the spray?

((This is really old XD))

( yeh, but it explains vampire matt )

((Edd's dead))

Tord: EDD I WILL BITE THE COLA OFF YOUR HANDS AND BURN YOUR WHOLE PILE OF COLA, AND THE ONES FROM THE STORE, WITH TOMS FLAME THROWER.

((Ok i finished it)) Matt: Well atl- -turn's in to his Vampire thing- Welp

Tom: are we all going to stay like this?

Matt: I'm gonna suck one of your guy's blood

Tord: and im going to rip your face off, Matt. And yes, probally Jehova

Tom: well ****. now everyones going to pet me.

Matt: -run's over to Edd and suck's his blood-

Tord: Well should we get going? i dont wanna be a zombie forever. My arm will probally fall off. And Jehova will stop being so weirdly adorable. ( no tomtord intended )

Tom: im not adorable you ****in commie.

((>:( ))

Matt: That was tasty

Tord: Well you were until you started being discusting. Im hungry all of a sudden

Tom: hiss, go eat human flesh.

Tord: theres no humans in here, Jehova. Plus,it would be weird

Tom: Then what else are you going to eat??

Tord: I DONT KNOW, HOW ABOUT I TRY EAT YOU? YOUR HALF HUMAN RIGHT NOW, ARENT YOU?

Matt: never, i'm a vampire and so are you -look's himself with a mirror and gasp's- WHERE'S ME BOOTIFUL FACE

My*

Matt: Welp...

Tom: chill, you ****ing commie.

Tord: * bite * i hate you.

Tom: hey!!! *bites back*

Matt: -jump's on Tord and try's sucking his blood-

Tord: * bites matt * STOP IT!

Tom: *scratches matt* LEAVE HIM ALONE

Matt: NEVER -suck's his blood-

((XDDDDDDDD I LOVE THIS XDDDDDD)))

Tom: *turns into full monster form and breaks half of the house*

Tord: You stuck up for me? Why have you changed Jehova- LITERALLY?

Matt: AHHH THE SUNNN

Monster!Tom: roar.

Tord: * climbs Tom * YES! YOUR MY MONSTER NOW!

Monster!Tom: roar. "Oops."

Monster!Tom: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Tord: * HUG * WHY ARE YOU SO GOD DAMN CUTE AND FLUFFY >:(

Matt: -jump's on Tom and trie's sucking his blood- I NEED BLOOOODDDDDD

Monster!Tom: *hisses*

Matt: -suck's his blood-

Monster!Tom: roar. "I don't think I really have blood, im too floofy."

Tord: * smacks matt * OFF MY MONSTER

Matt: -jump's off- True

Matt: -pet's Tom-

Monster!Tom: *small purring sounds* (aaa im making him adOrable)

Tord: * continue hugging Monster!Tom * why so cute. why so fluffy. why am i repeating myself.

Matt: -jump's on Tord and and pet's him- PET HIM TORD

Monster!Tom: *more purring sounds*

Mat: >:3

Matt*

Tord: Jehova i never thought of me saying this, but your addorable.

Matt: TORD PET THAT CUTE MONSTER

Monster!Tom: *more purring sounds, slight blush* ( no tomtord intended u//w//u,,, )

Matt: >:3

Tord: actually, im just gonna * slides of him and walks away *

Matt: -continue's petting him-

Monster!Tom: *s a d n e s s *

(im just gonna say zombie!tord now ) Zombie!Tord: sorry bud, it just feels weird.

Matt: BACK OFF EDDDDDDD

((My spelling))

Monster!Tom: "aw."

Matt: -continue's petting Tom- SO FLUFFY AND CUTEEEEE

((KK))

((Brb i'm thirsty))

Zombie!Tom: Can u become half monster again

Monster!Tom: *sighs, inhales and becomes half monster again*

Zombie!Tom: good that was weird...

((back)) Matt: -fall's off- Awwwwww

Monster!Tom: well, I gotta agree..

Zombie!Tord: I GOT WEIRD ALL OF A SUDDEN! so did you, jehova.

Monster!Tom: yep.

Matt: Well you were so fluffy Tom, you can't blame us

Zombie!Tord: * points at matt * shut it.

Matt: >:(

Matt: I'LL SUCK YOUR BLOOD AGAIN

Monster!Tom: I was?- Oh,

Matt: You were very fluffy, AND CUTEEEEEE

Zombie!Tord: * bites matts arm off * shut it now.

Monster!Tom: hiss... *slight blush*

Zombie!Tord: Just- I'd like it to stay that way.

Matt: MY ARMMMMM

Matt: Welp

Monster!Tom: alright.

Zonbie!Tord: I'll bite your face off next.

Monster!Tom: *wagging tail*

Matt: -put's his arm back on-

Matt: TRY ME BICH

Matt: -smack's Edd- SHUT UP

Zombie!Tord: * bites both of his arms off *

Matt: EVERBODY SMACK EDD

Matt: HEYYYYYYY -put's his arm's back on- STOP

Monster!Tom: oh god-

Matt: Mmk i'm good -smack's Edd again-