I eat bread rolls white hot sauce mixed with mayonnaise

most of my favorite characters from things have glasses/goggles, this is a coincidence i consider myself bisexual but i like girls more then guys (but i guess i'm down for dating guys if they're cute) when people first meet me they think i'm a boy for some reason

I don’t know how to walk properly

i never knew how to hold a pencil properly

I can literally squeak like a rubber duck.

i drink hot sauce

i eat my own boogers

When I was younger and I got those Kid Cuisine chicken nugget meals, I wouldn't want to eat the pudding (cuz usually corn or macaroni would somehow end up in), and instead I would put the sprinkles on top of the chicken nuggets and eat them.

I find sneezing cute I like hyenas I also enjoy Madagascar

I watch way to much family guy because I can

I call everyone of my friends mom