oh wait— it’s alligator hunting season— *epically pulls out a shotgun

>:)

WAIT NO—

I— I SWEAR TO GOD— DONT DO IT—

I— UM— *CALLS THE PAW PATROL

HAHA— TOO LATE— THE PAW PATROL IS ON THEIR WAY

*BUSTS DOOR DOWN*

OMG... THE PAW PATROL IS HERE...

*PUTS BOWSER IN HANDCUFFS NO MISS NO DODGE NO NOTHING ANIMAL JAM STYLE*

YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL NOW

((OMG... I CANT STOP LAUGHING—

((WAIT WHAT—

((oh shit oh ****—

*TOSSES IN POLICE CAR*

*YOUR NOW IN PRISON*

omg... epic... *epically default dances

no

oh—

*default dances also*

i keep forgetting that this account exists so um epic

*eats pretzels epically*

oh— okay then— *epically orange justices back to my main account*

WAIT NO— UM UM— U M— *epically shoots you with my shotgun

GOD DAMN IT—

NO BITES BOSWER

UM UM UM— UM— U M— UM—

OMG— THE PAW PATROL IS BACK—

NO GRABS THE PP MILK OUT OF SOLIDIFIES IT SHOVES IT UP BOWSER'S ASS

GET DUNKED ON IDOT!!!!!!! -EPICALLY REKT BY SANS UNDERTALE

*KICKS HER IN THE STOMACH* NO BUT.... YOU ARE PREGNANT NOW

THE BABY IS....BABY KATA

I CAME BACK TO THIS— EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE ****??

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oh—

OMG

this family is extremely ****ed up. because apparently, im the family cat?? and i managed to impregnate my owner??

honestly, i feel sad now— like um— *epically cries

:,^(

because— now i have to design some ugly looking ship child thingy— and um— actually— **** this— *epically kills isa

aw darn— now i feel extremely sad—

why am i upset over this? lmao— im such a sensitive wuss— anyways— um— *epically revives isa

um well— i need a new oc to replace isa— since um— um— um— isa is not an innocent bean no more— so um—

teehee um...

boop it her... her name is um... her name is sprixii... and um.. um— she’s my new innocent cutie

uwu

owu

//owo//

ily2 owo

uwu

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