Fren: b because I don't wanna die

Merlynn stomped on him* Merlynn: leave my only single friend alone bag head

Me: (gets the popcorn) this is gonna be fun to watch :T -G1

Fren ran away* Merlynn: look if ya want her u gotta be nice first

Me: im confused but i dont care im still watching this and i should probably hide before i become a partmof this -G1

Merlynn: bullshit

Merlynn: the way u we're talking to her was flirty

Me: WELP TIME TO RUN AND HIDE BEFORE I BECOME A PART OF THIS (i would hide on a tree) -G1

Merlynn: ur talking normal tho when u talk to me

Merlynn: mhmm

Me: (randomly runs in the middle of the talk screaming: CLYDE MABYE YOUR BYSEXUAL) (then i would teleport to my tree i was hiding in) -G1

Merlynn: yo if u want her I ain't gonna stop ya I'm will stop u if u kill her tho tip from me be nice and she will forgive ya

*Merlynn walked away*

OH NOES

Me:... the hell? Also wats up with the guy hugging the tree..