I am a cashier at a farmers market, we sell a huge variety of stuff including fresh shrimp, today a toddler walked by our shrimp cooler- *dies of laughter* read it read it read it read it. *still dying of laughter* Today a toddler walked by and started chanting, "SHRIMP. HEAVEN.NOW." emphasis on the now. Leading his mother to say *dies of laughter again* "Please, Daniel, we can't keep doing this" *dies of laughter AGAIN* What is shrimp heaven? Why does Daniel need it now? what are my responsibilities of this situation if any?! *dies ONCE AGAIN OF LAUGHTER* but I fear there is something darker is laying under the surface like shrimp jesus will return.