weird/gross school food
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AyeItzMadz
21.11.2017 21:11
Linkyour school needs to get a reality check bro
AyeItzMadz
21.11.2017 21:11
Linki <3 u xD
AyeItzMadz
21.11.2017 21:17
Linkthey walk now?!
the only reason i didn't eat cafeteria food last year was
because i was too nervous to go up to the line
and manually get food and stuff
thank you life
Our school has mashed beets, artificial purple blueberries with this plasticky “whipped cream” , and this brown lump of what looks like a nastier version of chocolate ice cream (it’s not, cuz it doesn’t melt and isn’t in the freezer) topped with like peppers and black beans. I don’t even know what the brown mush is
I have 3 arms because of the food they serve at my school, and I'm about 100 feet away from it at all times!
(I'm gonna use my teachers from last year because all my teachers this year are basically the same.)
English Teacher: Too lazy to grade anything so you can just get an easy A.
Math Teacher: Homework Lord
Social Studies/History Teacher: Classwork Lord, Breaks your hand every class
Science: Imagine a male Sandy Cheeks, and remove all the lab equipment.
PE Coach: DO 666 JUMPING JACKS! RUN 5 MILES! REPEAT THAT UNTIL THE BELL RINGS!
Career Orientation: Too lazy to give us classwork, so we just watched random movies on Netflix every period. I recall over the entire year, we had about 3 essays, and we just had to write about whatever movie we watched.
Spanish: We've been learning the same part of the language for 3 years straight and she didn't give us much work anyway. Easy A.
And that's last year's teachers from memory.
My 6th grade Spanish teacher left after Christmas break, and was replaced by someone who I'll call Mr. Eat (because he was fat and his real name was eat in Spanish lol no regrets). Mr. Eat quit after about a month and was replaced by some weird old dude who was fired after about 2 or 3 weeks because he gave us excessive work that nobody in the entire school (and possibly state) knew. He was, not surprisingly, replaced by someone else. I don't remember how she was, but I know she was really similar to the first teacher. I had 4 Spanish teachers in one year.
Also, I would say that the old teacher quit because I wasn't in the classroom when the principal fired him. I only know because some students witnessed it, including some of my friends. And yes, THE PRINCIPAL WENT INTO THE SPANISH ROOM TO SAY HE WAS FIRED!
Another random story from school because I'm kind of liking this:
A few weeks ago, I was waiting for my mom to pick me up, and out of nowhere this random person who I'll call Anal comes up to me and says in her obnoxious voice, "HEY *insert my real name here*, I BROUGHT A TAMPON! GUESS WHERE I'M SUPPOSED TO PUT IT!" I, being the innocent kid I used to be, guessed up her butt because I didn't know. She said I was wrong *big surprise* and said where it's actually supposed to go. That was the day I lost my innocence. I'm also made fun of because I didn't know where a tampon was supposed to go.
My school serves pizza, ribs, spaghetti (in bowls), salad, mandarin chicken rice bowl or teriyaki rice bowl in Chinese takeout boxes with fortune cookies, etc...
honestly i think my school's cafeteria food is good i guess
Something random:
I think it was a few years ago when my school made a room into a kitchen. However, no one ever used it, so it was just there. Then, this year in AVID, some students are planning to use the kitchen and make a cookbook.
There were also some other rooms, and other students wanted to make a room into a lounge type of room, where they get a flat screen tv for video games and such. There were more ideas like that, but I can't remember all of it.
People in the class also wanted to build things, like a Pool table, boats, etc. The teacher said that we have to come up with something to construct during vacation that we commit to. I don't really have anything in mind, drawing comics is the only thing I've come up with.