sir Matt x Matt is cannon everybody loves that ship nobody caan stop it

nobody can stop Matt and Matt action

im falling off a chair I read a MattMatt fanfic and I cant stop WHEEZZIN-

MATT IS LITERALLY FLIRTING WITH A MIRROR SOMEONE HELP ME

IM GONNA JUMP OFF THIS SKYSCRAPER

I SHALL

*throws u off a 1mm skyscraper*

FFFF SHHHH

*jumps off an empire state building* goodbye world let me slowly panic to death while air resistance is allowing me to fall faster and hit me at the ground extra hard enough to pressure my skulls to crack open and cause severe brain damage or blood loss that in either way is going to drive me to death

the air resistance will let me die anyways

im gonna get suffocated by all these pillows

nobody caan win the power of science

NSFW fanfic stuffs

before you start sinnin like people you just met. lots of FA users do that.

ok

actually i keep it to myself

yeah better then to regret later.bleug