Laura Prepon, aka Alex Vause
strange cat story
Untitled
Award of my life
at the bar
Emily&Rosa
Untitled
more then surive m.a.p E
25 comments
wheatleylover[OP]
09.10.2019 00:21
Link1.C-c-c c'mon c-c-c- c'mon, go go
C-c-c c'mon c-c-c- c'mon, go go
2.I'm waiting for my porno to load
My brain is gonna freakin' explode
3.And now of course it's time to hit the road
Which means I'll be uncomfortable all day
4.But that really isn't such a change
If I'm not feeling weird or super strange
My life would be in utter disarray
5.'Cause freaking out is my okay
Good morning time to start the day!
6.C-c-c c'mon c-c-c c'mon
Go go
C-c-c c'mon c-c-c c'mon
Go go
7.Should I take a bus or walk instead?
I feel my stomach filling up with dread
8.When I get nervous my whole face goes red
To weigh the options calmly and be still
9.A junior on the bus is killer weak
But if I walk when I arrive I'm gonna straight up reek
And my boxers will be bunchy and my pits will leak
10.Ugh, God, I wish I had the skill
To just be fine and cool and chill
I don't wanna be a hero
Just wanna stay in the line
11.I'll never be your Rob DeNiro
For me Joe Pesci is fine
wheatleylover[OP]
09.10.2019 00:25
Link12.So I follow my own rules
And I use them as my tools
13.To stay alive
I don't wanna be special, no, no
I just wanna survive
C-c-c c'mon c-c-c c'mon
14.Go go
C-c-c c'mon c-c-c c'mon
Go go
13,So Jenna Roland said Madeline told Jake
I'll only have sex with you if you beat me at pool
And then she lost at pool
Deliberately
15.That is so awesome
Brooke!
I mean slutty
And then Madeline was all like-
I'M TELLING THE STORY JENNA!
Oh my God, he's like totally getting off on that
Ugh
16.Yo, don't touch me, tall ass!
Sorry, I was just trying to get to-
17.Jakey D!
So what's the story with Madeline?
Oh man, I shouldn't say
But it's a good thing I rock at pool
18.I navigate the dangerous hall
Focus on a poster there on the wall
19.Avoiding any eye contact at all
And trying hard to remain unseen
The poster's closer now, what does it say?
20.It's a sign-up for the after-school play
It's a sign-up sheet for getting called gay
And that's not what I need right now
21.End scene
I hang a left
wheatleylover[OP]
09.10.2019 00:28
Link22.Christine
Christine
Christine
Christine Caniglia
Christine
Did you say something?
23.Uh...
Well, that was smooth
Yeah, that was super pimp
24.My mac daddy game couldn't be more limp
No time to wallow
25.No, instead, just clear your brain and move ahead
Accept that you're one of those guys
Who'll be a virgin 'til he dies
26.I don't wanna be a baller
Just want some skills to count on
If my nuts were any smaller
They would be totally gone
If I continue at this rate
The only thing I'll ever date
27.Is my MacBook Pro hard drive
I don't wanna be Clooney, no, no
I just wanna survive
wheatleylover[OP]
09.10.2019 00:31
Link28.Michael!
Jeremy, my buddy
How's it hanging
Lunch is banging, had my sushi
Got my slushie and more!
29.The roll was meki maki and I'm feeling kinda cocky
'Cause that girl at Sev' Elev' gave me a generous pour
You're listening to Bob Marley again, aren't you?
Oh, I'm listening to Marley
And the groove is sounding gnarly
And we're almost at the end of this song
30.Yeah, that was the end
Now tell me friend
How was class?
31.You look like ass
What's wrong?
I wrote Christine a letter telling her how I feel
That's progress!
yeah I tore it up and flushed it
Oh...
It's still progress!
wheatleylover[OP]
09.10.2019 00:33
Link32.It's all good
I saw on discovery
That humanity has stopped evolving!
That's... good?
Evolution is survival of the fittest, right?
But now, because of technology,
You don't have to be strong to survive
Which means theres never been a better time in History to be a loser!
33.Ha! So own it!
Why try to be cool when you could be...
Signing up for the play!
34.I was gonna say getting stoned in my basement
No! I mean look who's signing up for the play
wheatleylover[OP]
09.10.2019 00:34
Link35.Christineeeeee
Christineeeeee
Christineeeeee
Christineeee Conicula
Christineeeeee
Christineeeeee
Christineeeeee
Christineeeeee
Christine Conicula
Christineeeee Conicula
36.I feel my body moving through the air
See my converse walking over there
Take a shaky breath and I prepare
Who cares if people think I'm lame
Christine signed I'll do the same
I grab the pen I write my name
37.GAYYYYYY HAHAHAHHAHA
I like gay people
I'm never gonna be the cool guy
I'm more the one who's left out
Of all the characters at school
38.I am not the one who the story's about
Whyyyy can't someone just help me out
And teach me how to thrive
Help me to more than surviveeee
na na na na na na na na na
More than surviveeeeeee
na na na na na na na na na
39.More than survivveeeeeee
na na na na na na na na na
If this was an apocalypse
I would not need any tips
In how to stay alive
wheatleylover[OP]
09.10.2019 00:35
Link40.but since the zombie army's yet to descend
and the period is going to end
I'm just trying my best to pass the test and
surviveeeeeee
cccccmon cccmon
survivvveeeeeee
cccmon cccmon go go
go go go go go go go go goooo GO
wheatleylover[OP]
09.10.2019 00:36
Linki dont care how many parts you want and 28 is mine.
wheatleylover[OP]
09.10.2019 00:45
LinkOH ANDI NEED FILE
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