AHOY SPONGEBOY ME BOB TOMORROW I AM GOING TO HANG MYSELF BECAUSE MRS PUFF REJECTED ME AND CALLED ME A MANIAC BECAUSE THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA IS CRABS ARG ARG ARG ARG ARG ARG

SPONGEBOY ME BOB I HAVE TO GO TO COURT TOMORROW BECAUSE ME DAUGHTER REPORTED ME TO THE AUTHORITIES FOR SEXUALLY HARASSING HER ARG ARG ARG ARG ARG ARG

SPONGEBOY ME BOB I JUST SAW SQUIDWARD STICK HIS TENTACLES IN MY DAUGHTER PEARL SO NOW I AM GONNA BURY MYSELF ALIVE ARG ARG ARG ARG ARG ARG