Don't drink it, drinking bleach actually feels like you swallowed fire, it burns you from the inside out, SLOWLY. So it makes you hot, and in pain, and cough blood. DON"T DRINK IT ;_;
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Also, if Bernard was to actually drink bleach he'd probably fine. Maybe have a stomach ache and puke but Mr.Demon-Pants takes a bit more to frick himself up.
Wait.bleach kills 99.9 % of germs and bacteria.... It destroys you inside to out... Bleach starlets to kill your immune system within 30.2 seconds after consuming the bleach. Killing you at least a week later without medical attention