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11.12.2019
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Pclovessans
11.12.2019 06:11
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Gerald:
Ok this is the last time..
If you don't pay me by next week
(Puts gun the the demons head)
I blow your brains out
Got it!
PC: *walking around hell*
(Who is your favorite character? Alaster is best dad and Angel Dust is best... uh.... spider boi)
Stella: *complaining to her mom*
(Alastor and Angel Dust are meh faves)
(H m m mines husk)
The other demon nodded)
Good
(He put the gun down)
The other demon ran away)
The one demon ran into PC)
WATCH IT *****!
He kept running)
Gerald
Pops open a bottle of whiskey)
PC: HEY! *teleports in front of the demon* that wasn't nice was it? *turns into monster PC and throws him far and then turns normal and walks away* *****? Who said I had a gender?
Gerald:
Drinks whiskey and leans on the side of a building)
Damn what's in this it's disgusting
Stella:*watches PC and laughs* That's one way to get someone the hell outa here!
Stella: Looks like it *smirks* He's probably out of this world by now!
The person lands in front of Gerald)
Gerald:
Do you got the money yet
The other demon;
N- no
Gerald:
Blows his brains out the gunshot was heard for miles)
Gerald:
Should have listened
(He drank his whiskey his clothes covered in blood)
Stella: *snaps fingers and a bow and arrows appear on my back* I'm going! *starts walking towards where the sound came from*
(The dead body of the demon lay there)
Well this is just great I'm still a murder
Gerald:
Yeah I know Dumbass
Why don't you mind your own ****ing business!
Gerald:
Yep blew his ****ing brains out
Maybe he should have paid up!
Gerald:
This dick didn't pay for the drugs I gave him
He is such a ****ing Jackass
Stella: This is why I use drug vending machines, and usually don't talk to assholes like you two.
Gerald:
I'm pretty sure both life on the surface and life down here are equal
Although I don't have a ****ing terrible job down here
Those ****ing children thought I was a joke well who's laughing NOW!
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Stella: I was born here, so I don't know what kinda shit goes on up there, and I don't want to know!
Gerald:
If you don't mind I got some bitc- I means business to attend to!
Stella: *stops midstep* What did you just call me? *eyes glow*
Gerald:
Trust me you'll be called worse and soon
You'll become a slut with no job and rely on drugs for emotional
Support trust me almost everybody has that so deal with it.
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Stella: A slut, oh, such an insult!*pretends to be hurt*
(this is what happens when I watch angel dust compilations)
Gerald:
Oh do you want worse?
*****
Gay slut
Lard ass
Dumbass
Jackass
Prostitute
Stella: *pretends to check them off* check, check, check, check, check, check
Gerald:
There is more I could call you
But I'm not that bad of a person
And I'm not just gonna ruin this perfect day
Insulting a child
Gerald:
So go head and go home to your mommy
And cry like a little whiny ***** ass baby
Stella: I was actually walking to the bar, thank you very much!
Gerald:
I don't ****ing care
(He put his middle finger up at her while he drank his whiskey he also stepped to the side)
(A car suddenly appears coming up the road fast as hell)
Stella:*tp to the side* Ha! Funny! You must have a great sense of humor! *voice is sharp with sarcasm*
Gerald:
You know your Mom is a ****ing ***** ass slut who could die for all I care.
Stella: She is actually, and is a porn actress, so, you're not wrong.
Gerald:
(He starts to walk away)
Maybe because I ****ed that ***** yesterday!
(He put up his middle finger and walked away)
Stella: *remembers something that makes me laugh to myself* You didn't! You're not the guy!
Gerald:
That ****ing little kid
(Omfg I forgot he had four arms XD)
Stella: YOU ARE!! *falls to the ground laughing*
(how do you forget that)
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Idk I just do)
(He puts up all four middle fingers)
Gerald:
**** YOU
Gerald:
I'm gonna ****ing kill her
I'm gonna do it
(He pulls out a gun)
Gerald:
Ok that was one time!
I was like very ****ing hung over ok!
(He holds the gun in two hands)
Stella: *dodges* Ya know, I've always been good at dodge ball, unlike you and my mom.
Gerald:
Yeah I guess you are because your still a virgin!
(He continues shooting)
Stella: I had a boyfriend, but I killed him for being a complete asshole!*still dodging*
Gerald:
Just because you had a boyfriend doesn't mean your not a virgin
(He reloaded and continued shooting)
Gerald:
(Notices the news on a tv in a store window the tv was saying "convicted murder and drug dealer Gerald buck has been spotted shooting at what appears to be a child")
Shit...
Gerald:
**** no!
(He continues to shoot at her)
I've been on TV millions of times for shooting at people
I don't think I need your help!
((U can have the news say something if you want ))
Stella: You sure about that? I know someone that will get you right out of this. Cause they can know everything...
Gerald:
Out of bullets..
And I don't think hell gives a shit anyway
They just try to make me spill by talking about my ***** ass wife
Who of course had to come down here just to be addicted to drugs and be a pornstar
But I Don't care about her!
Stella: Ya, cause you care about my mom, or at least ****ing her.
Gerald:
I don't give a shit anymore!
(He throws his gun down and leaves)
TV: Breaking News: Gerald was just reported to have ****ed a pornstar yesterday, and not only was he fighting a kid, it's the child of the porn actress.
Gerald:
(He puts up all four middle fingers to the camera and shot it)
**** YOU ALL!!
(He shouted as loud as he could)
Gerald:
I still can't believe it my career is ruined...
GOD ****ING DAMN IT
Gerald:
He throws a camera person far away from him)
GET THOSE CAMERAS OUT OF MY FACE!
Stella: I'm not the one that's going to help you, I said I know someone.
Stella: Follow me *motions you to follow and starts speedwalking down a allyway*
Stella: *stops at a hotel(couldn't help myself)* Here it is, he's in there
Gerald:
No!
Somebody else that I kind of pissed off in the past..
Stella: You're gonna die then. ANGEL DUST, GET YOUR SLUTTY ASS OVER HERE!
Stella: *smirks*
Angel Dust: Of course it's you Ste- WAIT. WHATS THAT JACKASS DOING HERE?
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Angel Dust: I saw you on the news earlier, getting your quick cash grab.
Stella: One of the reasons I brought this ***** here, is because he wants out of his problems, cause his "career is ruined."
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Gerald:
And you brought me to this *****
Wow and I thought my standards were low
Stella: As far as I'm concerned, there are no "standards" in hell. I mean, you really want to deal with Charlie?
Gerald:
Charlie are you kidding me all she wants to talk about is rainbows and puppies.
I just don't get how this all happened because of you decided to come up to me just because I blew a guy's brains out!
Gerald:
And now I'm stuck here with stupid ***** and gay boy!
Gerald:
YEAH GUNSHOTS ARE LOUD! HAVE YOU NOT HEARD GUNSHOTS BEFORE!?
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Angel Dust: Doesn't mean you can't start.
Stella: Do you guys want a room?
Stella: *laughs*
Angel Dust: Oh come on! *shoves Gerald against the wall*
Gerald:
You gays never learn do ya
(He pulls out a pistol and hits angel on the head knocking him out
Gerald:
He ****ing deserved that
Is there any where I could wash my clothes their still covered in blood..
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Gerald:
She already wants to so....
Like seriously these clothes need to be washed like right now be fore this blood stains
Gerald:
I do because soon it will soak into my fur and stain that and that's not gonna look good on me!
Gerald:
Well I'll just have to wait till I go home then but I'm not gonna ****ing keep this shirt on!
Don't get any ****ing ideas Angel
Angel Dust: *smirks* Kinky
Stella: Can you see why me and Angel are friends?
Gerald:
Thank you!
(He took off his shirts as he walked to the laundry room)
Stella: What do you see in that guy?
Gerald: Sexiness
Stella: Okay then
(Did u really just say that -3- Gerald would never say that)
Gerald:
Stupid bloody shirts
(He threw them in the wash)
Well yay now I have no shirts to wear
(AHH THE CRINGE!)
Gerald:
OK IDC IF MY CLOTHES ARE WET OR DRY I'M LEAVING!
Angel Dust: *chases Gerald*
Stella: *laugh so hard shes dead inside*
Gerald:
Slams door on Angels face)
(flashes of light flash outside)
(Gerald runs back in)
THEY'VE FOUND ME!
Gerald:
I also think my wife is out there...
???:
JEREMY XAVIER BUCK GET YOUR DAMN PUSSY ADS OUT HERE BEFORE I MAKE YOU!
Gerald:
Oh God she found me
SHE ****ING FOUND ME!
Gerald:
She died in 2000 and its 2019
I never thought she would find me
Gerald:
I'm ****ing screwed!
( He pushed Angel away from him )
Stella: I serious! There's a back exit take that, and take Angel with you.
Gerald:
Ok I'm just gonna go throw my clothes in the dryer since they are wet as ****
(He took his shirts off)
Gerald:
I'm fine with no shirt at this point
And I'm taking him with me
Gerald:
Pokes head out back door)
Ummm they're surrounding the hotel don't think I'm getting out that easily.....
(He slammed the back door shut and locked it)
Gerald:
Hides behind front desk with husk)
Sorry but I'm not getting killed by my wife!
(Yes her demon name is tioxx tee-ox)
Tioxx:
WHERE'S THAT LITTLE PUSSY ASS *****!
Stella: I'm sorry, I don't know who that is.
Angel Dust: *raises eyebrow*
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Tioxx:
THAT LITTLE ***** RAN AWAY AGAIN!
(By the time she left everyone else was gone)
Gerald:
Thanks guys...
(Phone buzzes)
WTH MY HOUSE!!!
(It's a video of his house being exploded)
Gerald:
Slams head onto the front desk counter)
(Muffled)
My life is over...
Angel Dust: *smirks* Someone needs a room
Stella: Angel, not the time.
Stella: It'll be okay, we can find something. This is a hotel after all
Gerald:
I thought that it was no big deal until that stupid Katie Killjoy
Decided to record what I was doing for the public!!!
I'm gonna kill her
(He growled)
Gerald:
Calm down CALM DOWN!?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CALM DOWN!?
THAT STUPID ***** HAS BEEN OUT FOR ME SINCE
(He stopped before he said anything more)
Gerald:
He drinks it all in one big chug)
This is all my fault
Gerald:
If I didn't do what I did to Katie I would be just fine and I would have a house.
Gerald:
(He walked to an empty room and layed down)
Maybe I will feel better...
Stella: Gottcha *grabs Angel and pulls him out shutting the door*
Gerald:
Finally!
(He takes off his shirts and boots and rolls on his side)
Gerald:
(Tosses and turns)
Well damn it sleeping won't make me feel better if I can't sleep!
Maybe I'm to hot but no I can't take them off that's just weird...
( I'm dead inside just watching you play him)
Gerald:
I have to I'm too hot!
( He pulled his pants off covering up with the blanket )
(Let's skip to when it's time to get up)
Gerald:
(The blanket was tossed off him from him moving in his sleep showing him with nothing but boxers on )
(I'm just waiting for someone to see Gerald in just his boxers CD)
(XD)
Angel Dust: *gets up and walks over to Stella* He awake yet?
Stella: *shrugs*
Angel Dust: *opens Geralds door*
(Still asleep his blanket thrown off the bed and he was in is boxer's)
Angel Dust: *being careful not to wake him, slips in the bed and cuddles him*
Gerald:
(Wakes up)
HOLY ****ING SHIT!!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED!!!
Gerald:
Yeah until you woke me up!
(He picked up his clothes and started to put on his pants)
(Idk XD but u can join back in like u just showed up at the hotel)
Gerald:
I have some important business to attend to
(He said as he straightened his bowtie)
Gerald:
Oh great this kid... again...
( He walks down the stairs )
[Did u read the role play above its ok if u didn't but this might be confusing]
Gerald:
If you don't mind I have important business to attend to outside the hotel...
PC: funny looking wolf~
Dustin: *slams open the door with a big grin on his face*
Gerald:
Grr.. whatever I have to find a way to get to that studio without being caught....
(Dustin is my pfp)
Dustin: hello you two. *looks at gerald* I saw your tantrum on a picture show. *looks at PC* you where in the background
Gerald:
Ok I might have got a little carried away but once I make it to Katie it will all be over!
(He started to walk out the door)
Dustin: leaving so soon?
(Dustin is tall! When I mean tall I mean tall. Taller then "foxy" as PC said it)
Gerald:
Yeah! I don't even know why I trusted a Little girl in the first place..
(He was directing it to Stella)
Gerald:
**** YOU!
(He slams the door shut (and he's outside) )
(Pops open a bottle of whiskey)
Screw them I can't wait till I get this straightened out
Dustin: is the cat having a temperature tantrum again? *gerald heard him*
Gerald:
**** YOU BASTARD!
(Hey later on do u wanna be Katie Killjoy or should i)
(You~)
Dustin: hmmm I will pass
PC: AWWW FOXY~ DON'T BE LIKE THAT~*she had a little laughter in her voice*
Gerald:
(He was gone)
Foxy... what kind of stupid ass name is that
???: don't be worried hun~ I don't bite~ besides the cannibal part but let's put that beside
Gerald:
Sorry but I have other
"Things" I need to attend to
(He started to walk away)
???: *lands behind him from the sky quietly. They was in a black robe with a hood*
Gerald:
Look I'm just trying to get somewhere I'm just passing through
And we both know that we don't want this to turn out violent
(He has two arms behind his back he loads a gun)
???: passing through to where darling? If I know I might let you pass
Gerald:
To see an old friend that ***** News reporter
Katie Killjoy
???: *they got serious all a sudden* I am coming with you. She needs to get pay back for what she done to me darling..
Gerald:
I don't even know you!
So NO ****ING WAY ARE YOU COMING WITH ME *****!
(His back arms held the gun ready to shoot)
???: who said I was a female dog? *she took off her hood to reveal a pretty girl*
(GO WITH IT!)
Gerald:
Hahaha!
What kind of deal would you have with Katie??
(Forgets he had the gun in his hands and reveals the gun on accident)
???: *sees the gun but ignores it* she ****ING exposed me to every ****ING person down here
Gerald:
Have you not seen the news lately!?
I'm the one every single news and press person is looking for
They exploded my house I'm stuck in a crappy hotel and its all because of that ****ing ***** Katie!
???: I live in a tree. And everyone is trying to take me to there house... for reasons....
Gerald:
Do I look like I give a shit about your ****ing life
(He held his gun looking like he was ready to shoot)
???: *throws a stick in the air a catches it then both of the ends light on fire. And it was big stick*
Gerald:
Yeah so you can like let me go right now before I blow your ducking brains out
(That happens all the time to me XD)
???: at least I am not a weird colored.... fox? Cat? What even are you?
???: ohhhhhh! I do like wolves. When I was alive I hanged out with wolves
Gerald:
Well your lucky you didn't have a ducking terrible job!
(XD)
???: I was a intern... and I was forced to be an intern till I ran away
Gerald:
Wow
I don't care you see I really just have to get to that news station so if you could...
Gerald:
God ****ing damn it
((Wait is the wall of fire still up?))
???: suit yourself *flys there*
*there is a small gap between the fire and the wall. You would most likely get his shirt gets on fire a little*
Gerald:
Well I knew this would come one day I'm on fire
Literally
(Pulls out a bottle of water and pours on self)
Huh Charlie was right this water is helpful
Gerald:
Well that was a bad Idea now I'm soaking wet!
Well at least I'm not on fire anymore