haloooooo hooman

POOL PARTY!!! for a specific prank that MUST be pulled!

summer of course.

wait.. duz he swim?

wait: doesnt jack live in his house? unity lives with him (in a different room of course)

really? unity legit lived undr his house as his friend until they started dating...

VERY LOUD! XD

unity: YES!YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!!! I have something FUN planned for today!

unity: i wanna try it! cmon! *grabs him and pulls his arm outta bed*

unity: once he is outta bed she runs to her room and then comes back with the sometin* HERE! try this on! *throws a long sleeve swim shirt at him* I got a long sleeve one so your arms wont show! Tell me if it fits! *runs out of room*

unity: *pokes head in* well you've probably outgrown it... and... well theres blood stains all over it. and you cant be seen like that!

unity: oh... well whatever you can wear the old one if you like! Imma go change!

kat: yells across the house* HEY! imma change too!

dark uni: watches him pass by* WAIT! KAT'S CHANGING IN THERE!!!

dark uni: pft... unity: all done! *le one piece cuz she aint showin nuthin

*its orange... simple one piece

and... HER HAIRS UP!? WUUUUUUUT????

kat: walks out in her swimsuit* (le two piece and pink)

kat: im done you can go in. *fixes le hair in bun*

kat: puts her earbuds in and puts her phone in the swimshorts shes waering over her suit*

(is he wearing a shirt?)

( o thank god everyone was gonna freak out lol)

unity: *runs up to him WITH HER HAIR UP! wut is this voodoo magic?) jack!!! YA READY?!

unity: sooooooo... i cant really swim! so you have to teach me! ...please...

unity: 😁 ok! lets go! kat: alright!

kat: you dont know huh? well, youll have to wait and see. Dark uni: *blows strand of hair out of her face* cmon hyenas... yall are loud... lets go.

unity: runs out of the door* AHHHH! SUMMER WEATHER FEELS GREAT! kat: slow down... you dont have shoes and the rocks could cut you...

unity: doesnt it feel GREAT!? YAHOOO! *runs around like a maniac* dark uni: cmon... well be late.

unity: kat take us there! kat: wraps her arms around everyone and teleports them*

unity: YESSSS! Kat: welcome to the pool party! *takes out earbuds*

unity: isnt this amazing?! the last party didn't go so well so were gonna try again! alright! remember, i cant swim! *runs and jumps in the water* ~while in the air~ ill be counting on you to help me!

*splashhhhh ahdjvehn*

unity: *head pops out of water* ~le breathe~ *shiver* waters cold... THAT WAS FUN!!!

kat: heh... thats unity for ya... dark uni: well imma go hang with the other shadows *walks away*

unity: i knew you'd save me! so... cmon! *takes hair down and shakes water off* teach me!

unity: ok... *sits in front of him* aaaannnnnnd.... TEACH! *hands bolt out as she says teach*

unity: K! *positions herself*

unty: ok can i get in now????

kat: be patient!

brb

oki i thought i had 2 eat

unity: OK! *flaps arms like a derpy birb*

kat: PAHHA! unity: im... not... MOVING! *flaps faster*

dark uni: glances her way* what the...

unity: you mean forwards? *flaps and starts moving* HEY! im doing it! *water gets in her nose* ACK! *stops flapping arms and directs them towards her nose... and then starts panicking because shes sinking oof*

unity: ~COUGH COUGH!~ huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... a...A...ACHOOO!!!

unity: y-yeah... ~cough~ kat: *jumps in* UNITY?! are you ok?

(srry i had to eat le numnums) kat: ~whispers~ jack, lemme see her. *holds unity's arm so she doesnt sink*

unity: hay! im fine i can swim myself.... no no i can't...

kat: when i go under get on my shoulders, kay? unity: ok? kat: holds breath and sinks under as unity sat on her shoulders.*

kat: breaks to the surface* wow! your light... ok, imma throw you in the deep end on three k? unity: W-WHAT?! kat: one... two...

dark uni: smirks* there kat is...

kat: THREE! *yeets tha tiny hooman across the pool* unity: AHHHHH! ~ splashy splash~ *sits under and flails her arms*

kat blocks him so he cant save her*

kat: this is how you teach her... when unity is put under struggle she works harder. *waits*

kat: she gets... stronger... trust me, shell manage. unity: losin da air*

unity: opens her eyes* ~thinks~ ok unity, your

half ded and stuck... what do you do?

unity: ~thinks~ ok... remember what jack said... flap ur arms... and when u sinks aim up...

unity: swims up at last 1% of air she had left and breaks to the surface*

unity: cough cough! *too weak to open her eyes*

unity: i... cant... *stops flapping because sheh is le tired*

unity: she is unconsious because she almost died. thanks captain obvious*

???: wait what happened? ???: whats wrong? ???: that girl cant swim! dark uni: shes fine...

unity: *breathes very lightly*

kat: her cheek is orange... shes happy.

kat: she... ugh.. being in denial wont help me... IM SORRY! I DIDNT THINK THIS WOULD HAPPEN!

dark uni: here. *hands him the phone*

kat: i could help...

Dark uni: WAIT NO! STOP! SHE CANT BE LOOKED AT!

dark uni: furries like use are... hated? remember? yall got put in that prison?

dark uni: doctors... wont help her... theyll kill her!

dark uni: i know you dont trust her right now... but only kat can help. she saved you... remember?

kat: booku appears* ok... she's half drowned... and shes an unknown breed... so this is gonna be hard.

kat: apparently itll work if shes sitting up so jack make her sit

kat: skims over the book*

unity: ~Cough COUGH~

kat: well lookat that... *book disappears* unity: ow... my tail hurts...

unity; ~cough~ OW!

unity: ~ quiet coughs~ *leans head back and looks at the sky*

unity: clouds are weird... and bread is scary.

unity: looks at him* unless its white bread...

unity: *retrieves her normal smiling face* HAY! kat! i didn't know you had sush a- ~COUGH~ arm!

unity: and jack! thanks for being concerned about me! *that derpy smile we all know and love*

unity: YEAH! *still smiling* It was cool huh? Scary only a bit... but what and experience!

kat: um... we didnt allow alcohol this time... unity: *jumps up* NONE! HAHA! ~COUGH COUGH COUGHCOUGH~ OW! my tail...

unity: why does it hurt so much.... *looks at it and sees a little more than the tip is missing8 O_O

unity: O_O

unity: well thats... not g-good! w-w-w-what am i g-gonnanddnsm hqsxnj!!!!!

kat: ?! daark uni: *checks her owns right tail to make sure she still has it*

*she duz*

unity: curls up in a ball like when u du those ridiculous weather drills at skool*

dark uni: nudges him with her leg indicating he should say something*

dark uni: nudges him a second time indicating that he should shut up* unity: no it wont... im not a lizard silly! huff. at least i cant feel it as much...

dark uni: smacks him* dont TALK TO M LIKE THAT!

~cat like chirp~ unity: ears twitch* did yall here that?

unity: ~gasp~ holy CRAP ITS SOOOO CUTE ! *runs over to a black cat just chillin

kat: follows her while they pet the cat and play with it*

black cat: rubs against unity's face and purrs*

unity: hey! your SOOOOOOOOO cute! kat: speaks cat* (of course)

unity: ill call you.... AQUA! cause ya like the water! kat: shouldnt you name her... shadow or something? aqua's kinda a wierd name...

unity: yeah! thats even better! hi shadow! kat: wait. we shouldn't name her... well get too attatched.

unity: oh im not leavin her here! she's comin with me! and honestly, for the first time i DONT CARE WHAT JACK HAS TO SAY ABOUT IT! i cant risk her getting hit or anything...

unity: pets the cat and her head starts to hurt* ~le pain~

kat: ok ya ready? unity/dark uni: YEP! unity: picks up the cat*

kat: teleports them to her room* unity: drops shadow* HERE WE ARE! your new home!

unity: *throbbing pain shoots through her head and she puts le hands on headu* ow....

unity: ~LE BIG STAB OF DA PAIN~ *falls* OWWWWWW!!

kat: why does your- shadow: ~in cat~ her power is different than others. sensing others feelings. and if she has a headache... mixed with a pink cheek.... it probably has something to do with that guy. kat: wait... where is jack?

dark uni: oh.. he's trying to assasinate someone. kat: WHAT?! WHERE?! dark uni: in the back inside that creepy alleyway.

lol)

unity: wh ~pain~ ow... where is he?! k...killing someone... take me there. NOW!

kat: thats not a good idea... yasee- unity: NOW! *mark on cheek turns red*

wafflez... really)

unity: NOW!!!!!!!! kat: teleports her*

kat: here... hes here somewhere...

unity: JACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs really fast to him* kat: UNITY, STOP! unity: *keeps running*

unity: hoodie get caught on pole* UGH! *tries to break free and rips it*

unity: still standing there, waiting for her brain to process it* huh?.... wait... holy- JACK!!! WH-WHAT? HHISMMDG

kat: rushes out and teleports him to where she was*

brb

oki im here

unity: looks at johnny and backs away*

unity: notices jack dropped machete and picks it up*

kat: helping you... again. your dying. now relax.

wait machete is a knifu right i dont really know these things...)

oki) unity: holds knifu backwards and stands there. cheek turns red*

unity: WHAT? YA DONT LIKE FURRIES?! GOOD! WE'RE REALLLLLL JERKS! WE EAT OUR ENEMIES FOR BREAKFAST! dark uni: *appears and smirks* not to mention we have dark versions.

kat: not on my watch! *grabs him and pulls him back*

kat: YOU ARE DYING! UNITY WILL BE FINE! SHE HAS DARK UNI!

kat: this is gonna hurt.. just DONT MOVE! ok? *cuts injury open with le claws oof*

unity: so... wanna play a game?

kat: i gotta get the bullet out... *reaches in quick and grabs it le ew*

unity: too bad! *slides to the side and disappears and then reappears behind him*

unity: no... i dont kill people... or hurt them. *lowers knifu* dark uni: yeah... so well throw you in prison. *flicks him in the forehead and he ends up in le prison cell*

kat: takes off scarf and wraps it around jack* ok.

i may start to be slow so i can chill with my dad... he JUST got home after two weeks...)

unity: ... JACK! *runs to where they are* kat: sits him up against the wall*

oof) unity: jack... *squats down* are you ok? ill lecture you later. *le huggo*

unity: s-sorry... *rightail twitches* (itz still gone oof) i would give you my hoodie to cover it more but... well... um... nothing

unity: *takes it off of him and looks into his eyes and she be sad* ~tears up~

unity: your not gonna die right?

unity: ?! WHAT?!

unity: you've killed... people before?

kat: ~le guilty face~

unity: stands up and backs away*

kat: unity... im sorry i shouldve told you- unity: SO YOU KNEW!!! WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME! *cheek turns red*

dark uni: hood on her head* i knew it... YOU WERE ALWAYS UNTRUSTWORTHY!!! I BET YOU WERE GONNA KILL UNITY AT ONE POINT!!! *hisses*

unity: *cheek turns blue, then red, then pink, and starts changing colors rapidly* b-but... why?

unity: STOP TREATING ME LIKE A KID!!! I WILL GET IT! ILL JUST HAVE A GOOD EXPLANATION! IM DONE BEING A FOLLOWER!

unity: i DO understand... but...

kat: *reaches for her* unity its just- unity: swats at her* DONT TOUCH ME!!!

unity: YOU DO HAVE A CHOICE! YOU ALWAYS HAVE A CHOICE!!!

unity: no matter what... and right now... i have to make a choice. and so do you!

unity: le cheek turns black showing she has no emotion*

unity: but... ~sigh~ i can't... *cheek turns pink*

unity: nothing... *becomes derpy adorible unity* HAY! well no more killing got it?!

unity: you cant be getting hurt like that! just because it grazed you this time doesnt mean youll be safe next time!

unity: but... i will allow you to catch them. You may throw them in jail when you do. BUT NO HARMING ANYONE UNLESS NEEDED!

unity: ok. JUST BECAUSE YOU DIDNT DIE!

unity: carry a knife with you at all times and stay safe! ok? *cheek turns pink and then back to orange*

unity: cmon... lets go home... k? *picks up jack* (tiny person can pick up jack O_O she strong!!!)

uuuu im 12 and i weigh like... 69!) unity: kat... im sorry... kat: its ok unity. *hugs them all and they teleport to jacks room*

brb

i am here)

unity: still clean! *gently puts him in the bed* shadow: walks in* mrrrrowww unity: cringe* oh... yeah i kinda... brought her home...

unity: ~sigh of le relief~ im glad you let her stay! I named her shadow! kat: AHEM! unity: ...kat...named her shadow. shadow: *jumps onto bed and licks him face*

shadow: purrs* (she puts the words in his head) ~you can understand me. Where are your ears... and your tail is not of a cat.

shadow: ~are you a wolf perhaps?~

shadow: ~i know you hide them.... do not worry~

kat: unaware shadow's speaking to him*

shadow: ~i know... and I also know that you will be suprised to hear this... I am far more smart than kat... i know almost everything about you... and also... do not say anything to me out loud, just think it~

why duz he hav 2 sets of ears.. hooman and then wolf... it is le weird)

shadow: ~yes. very much. an assasin. And you plan to disobey unity and continue, correct?~

K) unity/dark uni/kat: notice they are just staring at each other eye to eye* unity: ummm... is he good?

shadow: ~you don't speak to me... your conscience does. I know you say you wont now, and you have no intention... but in the future... unity could lose someone...~

shadow: ~do not take this the wrong way... i am not saying you will hurt someone she loves... but if you do continue this assasination job... it has a slim chance of happening.~

Shadow: ~anyway... in the meantime, ill be your lazy and loving cat~

kat: alright... now i have th proper materials to fix you up jack. *comes back into the room with a sewing kit and junk*

shadow: ~now PET ME FOOL!~

kat: ok... *unwraps her scarf from around him slowly* WOAH! um... unity: ~gasp~ *eyes widen as she sees his wound and her cheek turns purple and she covers her eyes*

dark uni: ew... shadow: *purrs* ~yeah also dont look down*

unity: *eyes covered* please dont tell me that was his- dark uni: covers her mouth before she can say it*

unity: starts getting really emotional because she is now traumatized* *cheek starts going really dark purple and starts to mix with blue. she tears up* sniff*

kat: dont worry... we cant... (LIES!!!) *gets out needle and some thread*

shadow: ~yerpy yerp~

kat: starts to get the thread in the needle* ok ya ready? this is gonna hurt... alot... so, doya have anything i can numb it with?

unity: freaks da heck out* ~hyperventilates~

dark uni: alright come on... *grabs her shoulder, walks out and shuts the door*

kat: ok... i gotta do this without meds so youll survive... it's like... a lot worse than a tattoo... buuuut, it's nearly as bad as being shot... maybe a little worse.

kat: *reaches for his wound wit da needle and hesitates* ARE YOU SURE you dont have some kind of potion or anything?

kat: this pain is gonna be repeated over and over again so.... *starts to slowly sew*

kat: you ok so far?

shadow: ~?!~ kat: you don't feel it?

shadow: ~everyone feels everything! how- what?~

kat: oh ok then... *speeds up and then goes for round two*

kat: finishes up and bites the excess thread* ok!

kat: yep! now.... here. *wraps a bandages around him and pulls his shirt back down* wash it to stop infection. but dont rub it or anything GOT IT?!

kat: now... do ya wanna rest? or do you wanna come to the living room? ill make dinner if you want.

kat: just bacause you need to rest doesnt mean your a wimp... what do you wanna eat?

kat: ill make chicken... cmon. *opens the door* shadow: *as they walk down the steps* ~so, what are you gonna tell unity?~

shadow: ~she's gonna be very worried. And she gets scared when people are badly wounded. she's now terrified of guns. she'll probably search desperatly until she finds yours. then she'll get rid of them. HA!~

kat: ok... itll take a while to cook... so just watch some tv or something... *sets sewing stuff down by the sofa* unity: jack! what happened? are you ok? is it bad? what's gonna happen to it? *keeps asking in gibberish*

(im just asking.. du u have an animal jam account? im asking in case they restrict flip anim i can keep in touch with u.)

they wont restrict aj so....)

turds ok)

unity: peeks under his shirt at it* AH! does it hurt?!

unity: *shivers* guns are scary! i HATE them! shadow: looks at him* ~told ya so~

kat: it was actually 4 inches! unity: PFFT! yeah right! tiny. well imma go change... *runs up the steps really fast to her room and shuts the door*

shadow: *jumps on the couch* pet me fool! and change the channel! let's watch the office!

shadow: ~wait... isn't that guy from the meme... y'know the meme that goes NO! GOD PLEASE NO! isn't that dude from the office?

YESSSSSSS! i gotta start watchin the office! XDXD) Kat: all of a sudden starts screaming* NO! NO GOD PLEASE NO!!! XDXDXD

lol)

im legit lmao)

kat: im sorry it had to be done. :) ~blood curtling scream comes from unity's room~

unity: My- my.... MY HOODIE'S RIPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

unity: ALL THE WAY IN HALF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shadow: comes upstairs* kat: ?!

unity: *cri*

shadow: ~open the door~

unity: sniff* h-hereeeeeee *cri*

unity: please fix it!!!

unity: ?! *cheek turns purple and then yellow* y-you........ YOU FIXED IT!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!! *HUGS*

unity: sorry! BUT THANKS!!!! YOUR AMAZING!!!

unity: *puts it on over her pj's* ok lets go! *runs up and then slides down the stair railing*

shadow: ~so... that's new.

ok ok she's unpolite... HAHA. wait is unpolite a word?)

shadow: um i dunno... telekinieses....

shadow: ~yeah... weird.~ unity: HOLY CRAP!!! yall were watching the office without me?! oooooooooooo imma getchu for that!

shadow: ?! ~dont tell them that!!!~ unity: ...um... YOUR GONNA GIVE THAT EXCUSE!?

unity: um... ok? shadow: ~really man?!~

kat: dinner is done! it chicken! unity: cheek turns rainbow* (to show insanity) did... did you just say... chicken?

kat: hide! *gets in the pantry* shadow: *runs under the sofa* ~jack! hide!!!~ unity: i. love. ChIkEn!!!!!!!!!!!!!ERWYDQERDTUBY@EWQKGDKYIUTEGL@ Zf8;fguy3betfyu4tewfyu qtrcnufhc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

unity: runs and gets 4 plates of chicken and eats it all in one go*

unity: ~le BUuUuUrP!!!~

unity: cheek changes to green* ok im done! theres a little left! *stratches and lays on the couch* i cannot hear this! *turns up le volume* tv: ~NO!!! GOD PLEASE NO!!!~ (XD LMAO)

kat: pokes head out of pantry* welp! no more chicken! imma go hunt! SHADOW! *speaks in cat* ~cmon shadow lets go hunt!~ shadow: ~kay!~ *walks out the door with her*

kat: ~alright girl... lets find some mice!~

unity: feels drop of something on her face and looks up* JACK! your slobbering on me! get down here! sit by me silly!

unity: huh? then what is it? check if its a leaky roof!

unity: be careful!

oof we both removed it...) kat: (same im too lazy to type it)

kat: heh... *starts to drop red food coloring in the water* hehe!

shadow: *ears twitch* wait... jacks coming hide!

*le hides* unity: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

dark uni: huh-what? ~snort~ ...eh whatever. *bak to sleep she go*

unity: hiding under the couch* the-the... s-spot is leaking... blood!

unity: what was up th-here?

kat: crap exposed! change it back to water! *changes from food coloring to water*

unity: food coloring?! *slides out from under the couch* KAT! she wasnt hunting! shes pulling a prank!

kat: run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run! *gets outta there and grabs shadow*

unity: its ok... just use toothpaste!

kat: oof.... shadow: h-hay... jack! wassup mah main man?!

kat: squirts it on the stain and scrubs* ugh...

shadow: i dont have poseable thumbs... -_-

kat: making ladies clean?! oof...

unity: *walks back to the couch with popcorn* JACK!! come watch the office with me!!!

kat: why would i pay rent! i dont live her! unity lives here! i have my own house!

kat: scrubs harder*

unity: here. *puts popcorn bowl in the middle of them* shadow: ~ sorry... im still your lazy lovable cat right?~

shadow: ok im wise but im not acting like it... but thats just creepy. NOW PET ME FOOL!~

tv: ~oh my god its happening! OK! everybody calm down!!!!

shadow: u lucky i aint tellin u some kind o prophecy or somethin...~

unity: HAHAHA!!! *cheek becomes neon yellow* shadow: looks at her* when the yellow become NEON its complete and utter joy... didjya know that jack?~

shadow: red in anger, normal yellow is just happy, orange is content... wich is normal, purple is fear, blue is sadness, green is just that sick feeling, after ya eat alot or somethin... rainbow is basically hyperactivity.... and black, well... black is no emotion whatsoever.... am i missing one?~

shadow: ~ya seen any other one?~

unity: *yawns and stretches* im tired... *cheek becomes orange*

u alive?)

shadow: ~pink is love~

shadow: ~yerp.... she luv mr. demon!

unity: laughs in her sleep* he....heheh. *cheek turns yellow and then back to black*

unity: zzzz's boi* shadow: ~what's on your mind? wait... nevermind... i already know that.