Spiderfruit: do it king

Spiderfruit: :3 bye bye :3

Spiderfruit: you should have said nothing and left

Spiderfruit: you should have stayed quiet

(casually shoves u into a portal n teleports da wae out)

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Queen: -w- *takes his gun* *smiles evilly* Me:ooo

Queen: *laughs like a complete maniac**shoots king* Me:o boi dat- dat must've hurt-even a little mentally-

Me:andthisiswhyourmyocsbrother- Queen: :D

Me: and this is why i love you (no homo) Queen: uwu

Me:AHAHAHA its like a comedy tv show- Queen:....d o i t

Me: *watches from afar* Katlen: :/

Me: just better coz' there's guns! Friend:*slaps me* STOP BEING SO OBBSESSED WITH DEATH OMG Me: I DONT BELIEVE IN THAT SH*T, SO NO Friend: DJWBUHUFNN Queen:*exsists with gun at kings head*

Me:frick the child-

Me: .....

((u forgetith))

((meh))

Me:..........:V Queen:........fine. but if his daughter dies then im killing him just because i'd need someone to pull anger off on Me:F*CK-

((dont forget))

((i somehow unfollowed you and i dont know how- oh well *has to refollow*

Me: :V Queen: youknowitstheHa- Me:*slaps* no they find out for themselves Queen:.............. but- Me:NO flowey:*has been silent this whole time* i find her disease unnerv- Me:*flicks him* NO

(shows up) is that the one where they throw up flowers..? that confuses me too ._.

Me: OH GOOD JOB YALL GAVE IT AWAY Queen:.......sorry? Flowey: :V Me:......its not very confusing tbh- just...whatsupwiththeflowers-

Queen:well, technically if it doesn't heal your dead so -w-

(shrug) I didn't have the patience to figure it out/walk in on Autum spewing flowers) uwu

Me: *laughs*noonegetsit-?ifshedoesn'tfindloveshegonnadie. andshedoesntthinkshelovesanyone!

I get it Carrot needs to man tf up and get that girl

Me: kingsheF*CKINGHASTOLOVETHEM.

Me:-w- Queen:who is 'carrot'? Me:...... Flowey:someone she ships autumn with way too hard- Me:SHUT UP FLOWEY Flowey: :V

Me:i cant, sorry -w- remember? i signed a contract of witch she forever is capable of controling her own story

Queen:......but- Me:you've met carrot, 'your highness'

Me:istilldontknowwhatitmeanscoznoonewilltellme butiknowwhatyourtalkingabout

Me: heh wait nobody'll tell you what an orgasm is!?

Me:*laughter* i know. and yes literally no one will

Me: well I guess it's not easy to explain.... ahem so it's either when the male ejaculates or when the female just gets rly loud I guess like the peak of the intercourse...?

Queen: i want to kill something so bad right now- Flowey: that explains my entire life

((I feel like a sex-ed teacher))

Me: Oh :V

Me: ye

ok :v

Queen:*raises her paws* I DID NOTHIN-

Queen:I ACTUALLY CARE FOR MY CHILDREN GODDAMNIT

... in all fairness you tried to kill *how many years ago it was*

that's the worst excuse I've heard in 10 years....

oi stop taking the words out of my mouth

not my fault

Me:gkile Queen:-

E(seriouslyishouldgotho)

-picks you up and runs away- I save you -puts you in ur safe place-

-grabs flex tape and flex tapes the kings mouth and stomach mouth close- NOW THAT'S ALOTTA DAMAGE -calls police, reverse lancer laughs and explodes out the door-

-fbi, slams fists on door- FBI OPEN UP!!!! -busts down door and ceiling and surround him while destroying stuff-

Me: I MEAN EVERYTHING Jevil: why did creator ship us Ariahnna: NO.

Me: *eats gun* i said i will eat everything I WILL EAT EVERYTHING

All ocs: OOOOOOOO

Me: *grows into monster size* are u sure about that YOU BLUE-HEADED FREAK KNOWN AS A KING

ALL OCS: he ded

((the meme that describes you best is "*chuckles* i'm in danger"))

((thanks tv))

Me: *revives me and kills king* f** ralsei

Me: *kills everyone*

I A M THE POLICE

I V EG O T G U N S-

C O OL LETS T E A M U P

.........icanthelpbutfeelyouarenotdoingyourjobcorrectly

IM A SPECIAL KIND OF P O L I C E

you never were XDD

....................HAH

-P E W P E W-

PEW P EW P E W P E W

.................pfffffft y'know i think IRL me and king would get along in a way

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>:(

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