Log: June 15 2019
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Imanangrybird2 
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16.06.2019
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Imanangrybird2[OP]
16.06.2019 01:42
LinkIAAB2 reporting.
Pman claims he had a talk with MEMEFRUIT and they agreed to end the war.
I don't trust him. What if Pman caught the gay and is using this as a plan to end straight people?
I called IAAB about this, and after a few seconds of static, he said that he still won't come out of his hiding spot. Once again, couldn't track him. What is he hiding in!?
So that's about it for now. If anyone has information or theories on the whereabouts of IAAB, please tell!
Obviously I'm going to hide somewhere white. It reflects the rainbow!
BUT NOT THE EDITOR! THE EDITOR HAS BLUE ALL OVER IT!
To be fair, he is right. The editor does have a bunch of blue checkers.
And while you're here IAAB, TELL US WHERE YOU ARE!!!
Well, if you're intentionally not coming out, that means you like your hiding spot. Might even stay there if Pman really is not infected by the gay.
What place do you like that's white?
The American flag has white on it! You're in the United States, of course!
That only narrows me down to 50 states and a shit load of islands, and I might not even be in the US! I could've gone as far as Pakistan!
THE PAKISTANI FLAG ALSO HAS WHITE ON IT, AND YOU'RE HALF PAKISTANI YOURSELF!
So where in Pakistan are you? I'm gonna make a theory.
The religion of Pakistan is Islam. They say "Islam a good."
But the capital of Pakistan is "Islam a bad." Hey people stalking this conversation, that's a real fact. Google it.
And you've been shown to have personal issues with Islam, so obviously you like seeing "Islam a bad" everywhere! You're in Islamabad! I'm coming!
Ching chong, I banged your mom and I'm coming for you too, no homo!
Ching chong, I hugged your mom and I'm coming for you too, no homo!
I haven't even said if I'm in Pakistan at all or the States either. You just gotta check everywhere I can go to find me.
Well, since we're some angry birds, we can fly, and birds are small enough to fit in things humans can't, and since we think in the exact same way, I should be able to find you pretty easily.
But that's what you want me to think! You want me to think you'd be somewhere simple and probably nearby, but I know you, and you're going to be far away from here!
I do my dance while I'm counting up the bands
Bad ***** with me while we speeding in the Jag
All I see is blue but Billy not sad
I just signed a deal, now I'm richer than your dad
Ayy, yeah, countin up, countin up, countin cash
I just did the dash, why yo girl be lookin mad
All these rappers suck, all these rappers ass
I'm in love with Fendi baby, you still rockin Gap, ayy, yeah
I was down bad, now all I do is stunt
I might cop a Lambo, baby Billy got the funds
I remember being broke, that was no fun
Now I'm eating shrimp, you still eatin Captain Crunch
Took yo' ***** to Paris, just to stunt
Eighty thousand on my neck, just for fun
Running up the commas, took yo' girl to lunch
Flexin is a habit, I could never give it up
I got hoes in my DMs tryna hit me for the addy
Im too busy Billy chillin, on an island wit'cho Granny
And we shopping, yeah, we real fancy
I just piped up, now yo Auntie get handsy
I make a milli then a spend it on the gang
Up for three days, I forgot where I stay
dammit me you predicted face masks
YOU ALSO PREDICTED PEOPLE NOT WEARING THEM RIGHT