Steamed hams but it's an apology post: I'm sorry for being a terrible friend, a cheater and an asshole. I would never intend to hurt @ub ever. I wasn't thinking clearly when I was cheating. But now I am thinking clearly. And I realize my mistakes, my failure, and how much of a jerk I am. If you don't believe me, that's ok. I wouldn't believe me either. My biggest apologies to @therealdepressedgurl @underbend and all of you for making you think I was a good person.