Underfell RP?
by:
Spring-Bonnie 
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27.12.2018
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Spring-Bonnie[OP]
27.12.2018 06:08
LinkI’m Underfell Paps o u o
Now .p.
Papyrus: *Polishing blood off of his Boots*
Ugh.. why must it be so hard to get off? >:T
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((get off to what?.......ok i'll stop before i even start XD)) F: (somewhere burning things and playing with the ashes) D: (off being veri edgy) ((lol))
Papyrus: *Bones Rattle*
Grrr... My Slacker Senses... (lmao, don’t ask)
Sans is Sleeping on the Job, for the 999999999999999999999th time!
((oof)) F: (sees teh slacker through a burned up bush, is now just playing with the leaves, which means setting them on fire like a pyromaniac) D: (still existing somewhere)
Papyrus: *Stops edgily and angrily to Sans’s post*
WHO THE F * C K SAID SLEEPING ON THE JOB WAS OK?!?
Papyrus: *Gets Slightly Startled From Kitty, but it’s unnoticeable* *Growls at Him/Her deeply*
Sans: *wakes and sits up surprised* EH- WHAT!? oh- uh- he-hey boss....and I got no milk cat, get lost
Kitty:I HAVE A ****ING KNIFE*pulls out Gay blade****** WANA TRU ME I WAN5 MY ****ING MILKKKK
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F: (just stares into their souls)... ((does it want something??? IDK :D))
((forgot to mention, Flameyboi's wings are retractable, and usually not visible))
Edgy Annoying Dog: *Comes out, running and growling*
Papyrus: SIC EM’
EAD: *Growls deeply, howls, then runs after Kitty*
Sans: *teleports before it hits him* oh so t h a t s how you wanna play huh!? Back off before you get yourself hurt fluffy asshole
F: (sees the dog but just continues staring at everyone, waiting to be relevant ;w;)
Doggo: *Stops, licks cat, runs back, and tackles Sans, licking his face* Bork! OwO
Papyrus: Wait- WHAT?!?
*Growls loudly* STUPID MOTHER ****ING GOOD FOR NOTHING *****Y DOG!!!! *Jumping and stomping, shaking the ground*
Doggo: LICC LICC BORK BORK
Papyrus: *Sitting In snow with a red face and crossed arms*
F: (walks closer to papyrus, giving him a blank look, yet it still looks condescending, as if trying to say "you're a lil baby, aren't you?") ((savage cat...))
Papyrus: *Growls At F, and snaps teeth* Do you even know WHO I AM?!
F: (doesn't seem phased, shakes head a little) Mind: no, what r u, Bo Burnham? ((i can't stop thinking about Bo Burnham songs for some reason, lol))
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Papyrus: *Gets up and does the pose thing*
I am The Terrible Papyrus, LEADER of the Royal Guard. Protector of the Underground, Exterminator of Humans and Helpless Children.
F: (watches him get up, but still looks rather unimpressed) ((i just imagine him with a frisk face the whole time, XD... also me being me, i changed his name to Flamettal, like a cross between the word flame and petal))
Doggo: *Looks at Sans with Huge-Ass, Supa-Cute puppy eyes and whimpers the saddest, most cutest in the Universe*
F: (does a 180 to look at the dog and Sans, then speaks) SILENCE, YOU DISGUSTING CREATURE... you too, dog (back to being "normal") ((S A V A G E o-o))
Sans: **** YOU TOO *****! IM GOING TO GRILLBY'S! *teleports away to grillby's*
Sans: ITS BETTER THAN YOUR SHITTY PASTA BOSS! *realizes what he just said* ****-
Doggo: *Sits like a Human on the stool next to Sans*
*Voice is a bit deep*
Hello, how ya doin, bucko? HEY, GRILLBY, I’LL GET A VODKA SHOT.
Anyway, let’s cut to the chase. I see how your bro treats ya, like mother ****ing shit. The truth is, he loves ya to death, but he feels Weak showing it. That why we gotta show him it isn’t weak, it’s Natural. *Gets Vodka* Thanks, Grillby. *Drinks shot* Well, I’m outta here. Sayonara, Bud. *Puts on Hat and Walks out*
F: ...ignoring the dog... someone's about to die, hint hint, you :3
Papyrus: omae wa, shinderu.
(You say Noni)
*SCREEEEEEEE INTENSIFIES MAD AF*
Papyrus: *Deep inhale*
*Deep Exhale*
. . .
*Just silently walks out*
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Papyrus: *Appears to be staring at a Photo of....*
(heheh no one knows what it is)
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Sans: *drinks mustard and continues to think about it* so he cares bout me?....huh- never though he did-
F: i can tho... so i guess i'm better than you :3 (still flying rn bc they can)
Kitty:Stop being so depressed and sad and gay and- go be like happy and shit go love your brother and shit
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Kitty:*slaps*Are you dumb? There are more than one meaning of that dipshit,like affection but I guess that’s not a thing in the underground.*the small,cat sighed *
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Papyrus: “Affection”? *Scoffs* Only WEAK monster show, “Affection”.
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F: really now?.. some world you live in... affection is what keeps most of us cats from rising up and starting a war...
F: i'll say... my point was, some of you act like cats.. one day,i'll drop in and see everyone's dust scattered about, and i won't feel sorry for you
F: you'll get killed even if you don't, i promise i'll make sure of that (hisses)
F: we're trying to make him be nice but it's not working because he's... y'knoww.. :3... i'm just gonna say it, he's an asshole
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Papyrus: *Yells*
I SAID THAT I REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE KIDS! WHEN It was normal.... and happy....
*Looks down at floor, then gets the picture back out of his boot and gives it to Sans*
Sans: *looks at the picture then looks at papyrus* can't believe you still have this...
Me IRL: *Screeeching uncontrollably*
OWO
COOOOOOOOOTT
I don’t ship it, but still
Brotherly bondinggghhh~~~~
*Poofs away*
Papyrus: *Sighs, and laughs a small bit*
Heh.. I guess every monster has their Weakness.
((i ****ing hope you don't ship it ._. ... no incest... no fontcest or whatever, sancest... i guess that's fine because it's like dating a clone of yourself, but... no, no incest crap... sry bois, that's just me :3))
F: nah, that's not weak, that's part of being alive.. unless you're soulless, but yer not, so yea...
((>.>...ok well i'll ignore that)) F: ok this hug is running a bit long (looks at an invisible watch)...
F: i got nowhere else to go... (pulls out a notepad and writes the randomest story about a duck)...
Papyrus: *Thinking* Huh
What if someone assassinated me right know..
How did this jacket get so fluffy?
Why am I even Here?
F: (writes a fanfiction) ((before you ask... yes.......it's an errink fanfiction lol))
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F: of course not, i'm a cat who shoots fire at people, not like i've got an owner who'd put up with that... and i hate people anyway!!
(Lmao the hug is still happening)
Papyrus: *Accidentally says out loud*
Fluffy..
((yeeeeaaaaaaaaaa :3333333... and i'm not even reading any right now))
F: (silently dying, but keeps pretending to be writing) Mind: omfg X'D
F: (still looking at the notepad) pretty awkard, huh? (silently keeping a transcript of it all)
Kitty:I COOKED SQUIDBOOGLES*throws squid hotdogs at them*WHY ARE THEY NAMED THAT? WELLL
((You don’t want to hear what i’m Listening to XDDD))
Papyrus: *A Squidboogle flies in my face* ._.
((If you REaLLY wanna hear it.....))
https://m.soundcloud.com/the-meme-galley/pussy-willy-wonka
Kitty:I rub them on a boob then I make people eat them that’s a SquidBoogle
Papyrus:
*Stops*
So you’re telling me...
There’s a mother ****ing Boob on my face?
F: (dies of laughter) i thought i was more immature than this ;w;
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Kitty:HeehehhehehehehehhehehehhehheHhahahhahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHWEHHWEJEHWHJDabihrgiosbiuorsfioufHiouf*Chokes*
Papyrus: Who the **** brought you in the world
Lust!Fell: Uhhh Actually-
Papyrus: *Throws potatoes at LF*
Lust!Fell: *Hiss* *Poof out of existence*
Kitty:I JUST WANT TO SELLL MY SQUIDBOOGLES *teleports LF here*BUY MY SHIT
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Kitty:*throws LF in the garbage*Bye Bye
YandereChan(me):I NEED A SENPAI WHO WANTS TO BE A SENPAI?
Papyrus:
lmao I kinda wanted to be Senpai to se what it was like r.i.p
No
No
No sin
YandereChan:*instantly turns scared and embarrassed *I have to get senpai I will do anything to have my senpai for myself!*I ran*
YandereChan:*goes up to sans and pulls out knife*I will murder you!
YandereChan:*she ran away and came back with a staff with a beautiful heart on top unfortunately it’s a wepon*I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR MY SENPAI
Papyrus: If you Stop trying to murder my bro... i’ll Give you a surprise..!
Papyrus: OH
uhhh
*fidles with something* Here!
*Gives you a potato with a picture of me on it, and you on the other side*
Frisk: *Shakes Head no*
*Points to them again*
*Makes Heart With hands*
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Papyrus: *Also still Latin there*
Frisk: *coot sneeze*
a- a- aaaaaaa- achooo! owo
Frisk: *Has a Face like, “Thanks”*
Papyrus: *Wakes up*
NoT FluFfY Bunny-
((...i just experienced true hell... baldi x reader fanfiction......... oh. no.))
F: the words "fluffy bunny" are stupid enough, but with that knowledge... (starts laughing)
Flowey: *laughs too* pfffhahahahahaha XD
Sans: *wakes up* whats all the ****ing noise about-
F: just thinking about rabbits (cracks up and starts dying again)
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Frisk: *Giggles, then signals Sans to come closer to her*
(Eh
I think Frisk is a Girl :p)
F: well if this human wants to.. i'm still trying not to pass out X'3
(Frisk can be either gender owo)
Sans: *comes closer hesantly* uh- yea?
Frisk: *Puts Mouth to where Sans’s ear would be if he had any*
*Screams loud af*
PAPYRUS READS BABY BOOKS!!!!!!!
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F: (laughs again) seriously though... there's lots of people here, it's pretty small.. SOMEone else had to have heard..
((i need help XD...... also my fanfiction just got worse, if that's even possible))
((fuuuuuck Jazmine's getting raped .___. SHE'S 19!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!))
Sans: u h pff-
Flowey: HEY PAPYRUS, ITS STORY TIME AND I HAVE PEEK-A-BOO WITH FLUFFY BUNNY! XD
Papyrus: Really! I mEAn- **** FLUFFY BUNNY!
*Looks away, then looks back*
*Whispering* Sorry Fluffy Bunny
Flowey: *has peek-a-boo with fluffy bunny* i know you waaant it papyrus-
F: and if it's not... i guess we could juust burn it... (makes a smol flame appear in one paw) unless you want iiiit~
F: c'mon man... (moves slightly closer to le book, still gots the flames)
Frisk: uhhh.. maybe a little too far..?
Papyrus: *slightly growling*
F: pff, i'll be fine, i can fly :D... (doesn't have wings out tho).. trust me
*everyone hears a small “Crack!” When the book falls*
Frisk: Oh No.. *Hides*
Papyrus: .
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https://m.soundcloud.com/cesar-pikachu/dagames-get-out-hello-neighbor
Start at 3:23 and stop at 3:32
F: YOU ARE ALL GONNA ****ING DIE (climbs higher up the tree) .......actually i might also die........ oh well, i always wondered what hell was like..
((so did my cat a while ago, holy shit it smells sweaty..... or that could be me................ uhhhhhh nvm))
Papyrus: *Texts someone*
Bye.
*Leaves, but also leavesphone behind*
(Is it OK if I bring a character from a different AU for this one thing?)
F: oh **** no!! (escapes somehow higher up the tree) ((lol, noww i know XD))
((Heheheh))
Horror: *Throws axe and it lands right in front of Flowey’s Face*
Horror: *Runs up and gets back Axe*
Well Well Well.. What do we have Here?
Frisk: *Trips, and falls into the snow*
Horror: wot the FIuUUuu
*Explodes*
(Jk lmao rip)
((wut XD)) F: (****s up and slips) SHIT (grabs a different branch somehow bc magic) o-o"...
Frisk: *Tries to run off, but Horror had grabbed them by their Soul*
Horror: Tsk, Tsk, Tsk
Flowey: it was nice knowing ya frisk ;w;
Sans: *bursts through the bush,intense megolovaina playing* DROP THE KID
Horror: *Glances Behind him*
Nice of you to join the Party.. Heh Heh Heh..
Frisk: *Scared lil bean*
Horror: Heh.. now why would I do that?
Frisk: *Bites Horror’s hand, but all it does is hurt their teeth*
Owwwww QmQ
Frisk: *Thinks*
Horror: Hmmm... it seems that my HeadDog will be a bit Crunchy tommorow..
(XD)
Horror: Growls loudly*
Well, at least they are better than Drinking Mustard. I mean, it’s a freaking CONDIMENT. WHO DRINKS THINGS YOU PUT ON FOOD? (Other than Syrup)
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F: i mean, you put water on lots of food... but.. you drink that...
F: (facepalm) i meant normal stuff, like the noodles college students buy bc they can't afford anything else... ((-w-))
((tem ****ing pops up outta nowhere "DID SOME1 SAI COOLEG!??!?!" XD))
Horror: Ugghhh
You know what I meant- you know what, I don’t have time for this sht. I’m STARVING.
*Looks at Frisk*
*Slaps for no reason*
Frisk: >:v OI
Sans: *pokes horror with a bone* >:T i don't have time for YOUR shit!
Flowey: *watching*
F: (falls again, hitting a branch but... damaging the family jewels if yknow wut i meannnn) ((i died writing that)) (then falls in the snow) ffffffffffMALIVE ;-;
F: (pokes head outta the snow) .... i feel like this hurts more th a n i t s h o u l d ;w;
((what the **** did i just see in that video?? that's right! the dark side of the undertale fandom!... all directed at Papyrus..... ****ing. kill. me. NOW))
Frisk: Uh HELLO?
You’re trying to SAVE me? Not play Tag with a Phycopathic Murderer!
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Sans: BUT THIS IMPOSTER NEEDS TO KNOW THAT HIS SHIT IS SHITTIER THAN MY SHIT
Flowey: *throws friendliness pe!lets at horrors back*
Horror: *Head turns to back*
HISSS
*Head turns back around to Sans*
Sansika, your shit is the shittiest shit in the shitty shit of shits.
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Sans: *slaps himback*
Flowey: IM TRYIN TA SAVE YA FRISK!! *keepsthrowing them*
F: just... shut the hell up (throws a smol fireball at them both) =-=
Horror: *HISSSS*
Frisk: you know you can just wrap your tantalce branch thorn things around him and force him to let me go...
Right?
Sans: *shoots a gaster blaster at horror*
Flowey: *thorns come out of th ground and wrap around horror*
F: (just waiting to see who dies now) ((.....i just ruined my life... and my brain... bees are... ****ing horrible))
Horror: But everything is so lonely back in Horrortale! Sure, I have killed a few helpless children... but I was Young and Reckless! Please, let me keep your Kid.. at lead ONE DAY?
Frisk: oh wow...
I almost feel bad for him... OK FINE! I kinda DO feel bad..
Sans: hhhhh i guess- its fine- BUT IF YOU KILL EM YOUR GONNA BE SORRY!
Flowey: *inhale*
N O
Horror: *ExcItEmeNt IntEnSifIeS*
Frisk: Part of me is like YES! But the other part is
I’m about to die
Sans: Flowey, let him go-
Flowey: NO WAY, IM NOTGONNA LET HIM KILL FRISK!!!
https://postimg.cc/0MGXsVbM dis fiery cat boi
https://postimg.cc/GB8LC3L0 dat edgy catgirl :3