yeet

Pie: *hugs the Spade King* what happened your majesty?

Pie: calm down a bit, and speak slowly, take your time, i can't understand if you want to start from where it finishes and finish where it starts, tell me everything in order

Pie: i see... it has something to do with RK? *pats his back while hugging*

Pie: tell me with words, please

Pie: aw, don't cry *more pats while hugging* i don't think he will hate you... *mumbles: maybe...* ... try to be nicer, and rule the Dark World in a way that uh... you don't be a bad king and the Darkners don't want to dethrone you...? i'm sorry if i'm not helping... i'm not good with politics and that stuff, but try to fix your errors if you can, pass more time with Lancer and RK, and don't be too severe with the people

Pie: ... is there anything wrong?...

Pie: *hugs more*

Pie: ... are you alright? something that bothers you?...

Pie: oh... uh... ok, but uh... it won't be anything bad, right? i don't think RK has dated them or anything else more than friends... maybe

Pie: c-calm down a bit, like i don't think is anything bad, i mean, RK might like you more than other people... *nervous laugh*

Pie: *flinches a bit* uh... K-King... u alright?

Pie: uh... y-you aren't going to try to kill everyone to get RK's attention, r-right? *nervous laugh and more fliching*

flinching* ((just realized .-. )) Pie: hec- plz don't be a yandere, RK will not want that...

(winter pops in) o shet how did i make it this far without ralsei and susie and kris? wait... theyre still in the dungeon. .-.

welp. whats going on anyways? (i read it all XD but ROLEPLAY PURPOSES, AMMIRIGHT?)

hello))

oof. this guy is pissed. (lol winter just dont give a fuk)

*dodges everything* sorry.. ive been around Lancer and Susie too much... *sighs* *a spade basically chops me hand off* ouch...

(lol i have my ways of making things awkward* i should uh... probably go help kris and the guys... uh...

((i was watching Pewd's videos srry i died XD did i miss something?))

sure thing.

(winter is here, thats about it)

uhhhhhhhhh......... ok... *mutters* dont think he'll listen or anything... but all righty then...

Pie: King, don't be too harsh with Lancer

Pie: u know he luvs his bike more than any other thing

yeah... he is my friend... even though he did imprison us, he is our friend.

true that XD

yeah, i guess.

Pie: no is not

but it makes people not like you.

Pie: yeah

you could try being somewhat harsh, but not as often. limit yourself to like, once a day.

yeah well, most of the peop- ehhhhhh, Darkners here hate you.

Pie: ... actually, yeah, i gotta admit that almost everyone hates u, probably except 4 ur son and RK

Pie: u should be less harsh as i said then

yeah. (Lancer yeets in) L: wait... you two arent supposed to be here. *Kris and the gang follows behind*

(all right, i wuz cunfoozzled)

Pie: well.. uh... *starts to get a bit nervous* u could start er... with... trying to not force darkners to do what they don't want maybe...

maybe... ask them?

Pie: well uh... didn't chu hear people complaining about their job? 'cuz i do almost everytime i walked close to the guards or stuff, also the puzzle people didn't want to do the tutorials...

((ur ded now oof ;w;))

Pie: ... maybr ur kind of right, i mean, no offense, but the most probable thing is that the darkners might dethrone you and let the other kings rule this world again... but in the mean time, try to do good stuff, i'm sure that way u might not get executed...

maybe*

Pie: maybe u should co-rule with someone else... ((King Spade x RK in 3... 2... 1... XD))

Pie: *whispers: i don't like this* *normal voice* uh... maybe...

(wait executed?!)

(( i like this. i like this alot....yes i have been stalking this rp -w-))

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

*Winter.exe has crashed. Reload? YES no*

((well mostly because i was bored and decided to see what my friends were up to.... ))

((yes, executed, sometimes it happens with bad rulers :/)) Pie: n-nyah?... *getting nervous*

*Reload succesful*

((i also have nothing better to do :/))

(but its deltarune-)

*Continue program? Yes No*

*Program continues.* *watching everything play out, like wtfishappeningHELP*

(sometimes i wonder if i was a cat in my past life cause i want to wag a tail but im a human. i think))

((well, ok))

(maybe a dog? but i mightve been something... sometimes i feel like i can fly, and i can tell whatsome people do in different rooms. and i hate daylight. mightve been a bat,)

(( i have a weird erdge to lay one people i like -w- this habit passed down to my oc XD))

(the reason i bring that up is cause this roleplay is getten edg)

((i think i was a f*cking space demon or something, or a vampire, i like to bite people and if i go a day without meat or some sweet sh*t, i feel like life has no meaning... maybe a wolf))

(an im getten excited cause i wan see where this goes-)

(( my friend tells me i was like a black panther or somethin XD))

(lol midnight if u were a vampire, who knows. maybe i was ur pet bat XD)

((maybe...))

((may i ask how you know you can break bones with your teeth?))

(that might explain why for some people, i feel a strange connection. even though i might have no idea who the f they are. .-.)

((well i literally try to eat rib bones, and i growl at my mom when she tells me to stop, my teeth are unnaturally sharp too))

(i have 2 fangs, well sorta, but kinda batlike canines.)

((we're both wolves boi))

((but i could be some kinda wild cat, i hiss at people a lot))

(i can stay up practically all night. and i have TERRIBLE eyesight. I WAS A BAT)

i meow and knock stuff down on instinct. i was probably a cat.)

(( i used to eat by bending over the plate and tearing away at it :/....i still do it when my parents are around...especialy with my bffffffbffffffffffl(a really long version of bff we created)...i also sometimes have an erdge to go after small animals :/))

((i think i'm some chimera-crazy thing XD))

((when did we start to talk about past lives and stuff? did i miss something? .-.))

(whenever theres a bug i can usually get it. and i love fruit. i also hang upside down sometimes.)

((i dunno, just go up, you'll find it))

((idk, but i like to kill people- ..............))

(( i really cant tell WHAT i am tbh :/))

im weak af tho qwp if i claw someone they're just like, "dat tickles" and im like "no dat was supposed to hurt ;^;" "it wAS?!" ma life iz sad))

((lel, so uh... ok, my past life as a animal or spirit animal, i don't really know what i might be...))

also i started it oops ok srry))

((i nom)) ((i seriously think i was an alien though XD)) ((makes sense considering...))

((ithink i was a wild cat of some sort but i really dont know...maybe a fox? i act alot like a mix between a wolf and a black panther :/))

((bro, same, when i get mad or anxious i chew sh*t, but i have a horrible habit of chewing my fingers quq))

oof i still eat cat food... don't laugh that's normal we all did it at some point. i've been doing it sense i was a bab))

((i think i was lowkey Aro XD)) ((i need to change her up so she can bite people though! it's like my thing XD))

i point towards a bat, but i drink too much milk. maybe a lil cat? like my life before that?))

((i like to run and walk like if i was a 4 legged animal when i'm bored and no one's watching... i also like to chew stuff, and i sometimes grab stuff with my mouth, not sure what i could be... also, even tho i can stay up at night i like to sleep, but if i sleep like 5 hours i don't get tired, if i sleep more, i don't wanna get up))

i annoy the hecc outta people >:3))

((.i ate dog treats once)) ((...multiple times))

they don't really taste like much sadly :P))

((also when i was like, i mean *correction* since i was 5 years old i always wanted to have a tail... idk y))

i also hate food variety, i only like eating sweets, fruit, carbs, and chicken. a few other meats too. but mostly fruits and chocolate.))

(( Me:*wathing my dog chew on her rope* Me:*gets up and grabs the other end of the rope with my hands and starts a game of tug of war* me:*gets frustrated and uses teeth to help me win*))

ive always wanted to have ears. sometimes i try to move non existent ears.))

((i was an Aro, or something weird, lol))

wait carrot honey are you okay-))

(("i got a rock"))

i have a pet rock. his name is jorge.))

((even tho this sounds weird, many animals swallow rocks too ))

((oof i ate a rock before too... i thought it was candy :/))

i ate a flower once.. twice. i spit em out. and whenever i see fruit i walk over and plead for it. same with chocolate.))

((i still thinkin' i'm an alien XD))

... so am i the only one who hasn't eaten a rock?))

i have 3. 3 pet rocks. the names are sans,paperjam and ink. my friend named em and picked ink out for me.))

((i haven't ._.))

((i actually have never eaten a rock either :v))

i think i have...))

(( i LOVE eating flowers...i ate alot of flowers in my lifetime. even though the only flowers that really grow around here are yellow and die my fricking tongue yellow...i got sick a few times but i didnt think it was the flowers... but not that i think about it, it might have been the flowers :/))

((am i the only one who had a zoo as pets but never had a cat or dog? ;w;))

im hungry now. *yells outside* hey suki! yeah can i have some of your food?! ow- okay thats a no then?!)))

((i actually love my dog ._.))

o shet rip in peace flowerboi.))

((rip flowey XD))

I HAVE THE URGE TO GO UPSIDE DOWN))

i have a rescue. her name is milly. she's derpy))

(( im now hungry for some flowers *looks outside* damn no flowers))

((truuuueeee))

i want cat food -3-))

((you're all screwed (eating brownies) -w-))

any of yall have fruit? im kinda hungry. brb imma get somethin.))

oh also i have the urge to chase da dot))

((the one thing i hate about winter: i cant have my yellow flowers :/)

((oof i love chasing the dot XD.. once my friends brother peeked into the room and i was just sitting on the floor doing nothing and used the lazer....that was the most magical moment of my life XD))

da dot))

((...is it weird how i sometimes lick my parents?))

hey dont hate me >:T))

((i like to chase the dot too -w-))

i also like sleeping. alot. okay its confirmed im a cat))

((but the underswap floweys are so innocent))

((lel, i stopped doing it 'cuz my parents told me that even if i licked it i wasn't clean, of couse not, but i was very little back then XD))

hhhh ima find a thing to chew on -3-))

couldnt find fruit, but i found bacon. :P))

((i don't like to take naps, and it's weird because when i oversleep i feel tired, and when i sleep like 5 hours i'm completly fine and very enegic .-.))

i found this rubbery long necc horse thing))

((i only sleep at night, but i could probably function a whole day without sleeping, i've done it once before and i was fine))

oh shet... -3-))

i pass out after a certain time))

((also, i sometimes lick myself like a cat bathing lmao ._.))

i did it once for 3 days, so HAH))

((i lick my arms like a kangaroo when it's hot....))

((lel and i thought i was a weird person))

*when the parents are watching but you need to chew on the chopsticks but you dont want to be told "stop chewing on that" so you have a panic attack))

((trying to think of what else weird i do but i got nothin))

((something that animals don't do but i do is... go to the kitchen and drink some ketchup ._.))

back to the egy rp?)

((i only do it when no one's watching))

when u NEED FRUIT but the only fruit there is is rotten bananas- wait... I FORGOT TO CHECK THE FRIDGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)))))))))))

omg pie you are ghostfacenichole- imean sans))

((i like ketchup on its own XD))

(( i liked the rp.... can yall go back to that rp???))

((i'M nEsS XD))

((and pikachu, pikachu likes ketchup right?))

((pikachu pikapi OwO))

((....now that i think about it.... i may have been a pokemon...))

op carrot committed toaster bath or somthn))

((lel))

op no wait they go movie))

((Grandma: u like cheeto puffs? Me: b i g b u f f c h e e t o p u f f))

found a fruit pouch. it works.))

OOF))

((also ok))

uwu