Me: hoi

Well idk u very well And I am too awkward and nervous to talk to strangers irl soooo idk ;w;

Avoid interaction with every human

*runs and hugs u* hiiiiiiiiiiiiii

0.0 OH SHOOT A RAT

I would say “I am the one and only shithead.” and then I would walk away.

stare at you

Squint my eyes for a solid 5 seconds to make sure it was you that i was looking at then say “heya” and probably walk away shortly afterwards

not recognise you lmaoooo