A few of you may remember that my oldest cousin, Zach, secretly married his girlfriend, who is from India. I would tell you her name, but there’s no way in heck I’ll be able to spell it. But apparently, she comes from a really wealthy family. Her family didn’t know that they got married, so last night was their engagement party. I was shocked by how much work they put into the setting. Not only that, but we each arrived in custom-made Indian clothing (I also can’t remember the name for that). I also don’t think I really ate anything, so forgive me if I shove a fully-grown cow down my throat.