Spike: Oh the name is Spike *holds out his hand*

Spike: Is your name

Spike: Cute name I like it I also love your British accent I love a girl that has pretty cute accent

Spike: You’re really sweet and sexy

Spike: Whatever Mate You do you and I’ll do me we won’t do each other probably

Spike: You’re really adorable when you make that face

Spike: I’ve always wondered I know I’m not supposed to ask this but this is just out of curiosity how old are you

Spike: Well hot damn you’re the same age I am

Spike: Dindy You’re really fun to hang around your also a really nice person I like you a lot

Spike: Oh crap I got to get going Before I go *Writes on a piece of paper And gives it to her* Here’s my number see you later *runs off*

*Two hours later*

Spike: *calls dindy*

Spike: dindy What’s up

Spike: So do you want to hang out later again

Spike: so were do you Want to hang out?

Spike: Man what’s with girls and Starbucks. Sure why not I’ve never been there to be honest

Spike: Which Starbucks are we going to there’s like five of them in town

Spike: Yeah that’s good enough I’ll see you there

*One minute later*

Spike: Where is she

Spike: There you are I was getting worried

Spike: It’s really nice to hang out with each other and that dress your wearing is really beautiful

Spike: 0/////0 oh It’s not a big deal

Spike: Wait a minute you have a husband Mind: Please tell me you two broke up

Spike: You hate him that much what did he do to you that is so bad

Spike: Jesus Christ that guys an asshole you should divorce his ass you deserve better you’re really sweet girl

Spike: Seriously why would he do that to a sweet girl like you you’re kind hearted adorable and you have a good taste in dresses

Spike: Well you’re better off with someone else that guy does not know what he’s missing out on I’m Australian in and we treat women like princesses

Spike: Actually I want to give that asshole piece of my mind where do you live

Spike: It’s OK I’ll be fine

Spike: *Knocks on the front door*

Spike: I’m Spike and I’m your ex wife’s best friend

Spike: dindy Come over here please. She wants to tell you something

Spike: Come on tell him

Spike: what is so funny

Spike: Do not shoot her plz

Spike: Nice try fatso Takes a lot more than that to kill a Demi human

Spike: Jesus what are these rubber bullets come on

Spike: *Carries dindy And takes her to the hospital*

Spike: Are you all right

Spike: It’s OK I’m gonna take it to the hospital he shot you in the leg

Spike: Yeah that was bad but it’s OK We lost him let’s get you to the hospital So you can get that bullet removed from your kneecap