I sexually Identify as a Communism. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over Wall Street dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting capitalists. People say to me that a person being a economic structure is Impossible and I'm ****ing retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install hammers and sickles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Comrade" and respect my right to kill the bourgeois. If you can't accept me you're a economophobe and need to check your economic privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.