Oh believe me he is in deed Paul has screwed up big time

im sorry son please forgive mehh

*more grumble noises*

*pats head* well you didn't die

Tord: I would of if Patryk couldn't swim.

Pau: i thought you could swim

Tord: I can't.

Pau: the more we know!

Tord: Drown.

Pau: I can swim

Tord: Now we know where I get it from. Huh.

Pau: I don't really like your attitude mister

Tord: I'm 28 Paul.

Pau: and I'm still your father, not a very responsible one, but still your father

Tord: I like patryk better. He didn't try and shoot my friend.

Pau: Shocking

Tord: Highly doubt that. He also didn't THROW. ME. IN. A. LAKe. SoO.

Pau: AHEM it wasn't even that deep!

Pau: you are just over reacting ((sassY))

Pau: naH its called overreacting

Pau: *imitates the tord noises* ((he doessss))

Pau; * hisses in pain before smacking tord in the back of the head* ((WHEEEZZEEE))

((waait who is pat???)) Pau: *starts to laugh his ass off*

((IM very un infromed))

Pat: Pau! *smecks pau on the shoulder* you cant hit our son! Pau: in my defense, he kicked me in the shins

Pat: Son are you lying to me?? Pau: I never thought that you would lie to your own father ((O SHITTTTTT))

Pat: *gasps* Pau why??? Pau: i didn't! i have proof he kicked me! *shows pat his leg, which has a red mark where tord had kicked*

Pat: hnggGG! *smacks Pau and tord on the top of the head* i don't believe anyone! Tord you are a grown man, you should own up to your actions and not lie like a 10 year old. Pau you are supposed to be the grown up here, not some ten year old using violence!

((pat is triggered))

Pau: i do NOT cry- Pat: you do, and anyway Tord, Pau is different he is dumb, very dumb. Yes ill give you a break, but still. Act your age

Pat: I am offended Pau: *sits there and looks defeated*

Pat: says the person who cant swim Pau: hmmpf!

Pat: *ahem* says the short childish leader who's robot was destroyed by his friend, and proceeded to cry and fall into a state of depression for the next 5 month that two certain people had to deal with, and even then you presume to act so selfish, stomping on people that you trusted in order to get your way. Says the person that abuses his power for stupid reasons!

((shit can i get a rip in the chat))

((RIP TORDS HEART KILLED BY PAT 2018))

Pat: *presumes to walk away* Pau: what the ****....?

((holly dritt))

Pau: *follows tord and pats tord on the back as a way to comfort tord* ((pat is a sassy binch))

((LMAOOOO)) Pau: you ok........?

Pau: Pat just snapped, those things arent true *pats tord on the head* ((AKWARD SIBLING HUG? AKWARD SIBLING HUG. PAT PAT))

Pau: nah you just think that ' ((lmaooooo))

Pau: *reply in a tord noise* (LMFAO))

Pau: * tord noises intensifies* (( SO TRUE))

((YES)) Pau: *Tord noise language*

Pau: ok then! *leaves tord alone with his thoughts* ((YYYAAAAAAASSSSS))

((*tord noise language*))

((*furious tord noisess*)) ((whos he calling))

???: t-tord?? ((*MANYTORDNOISES*))

???: w-What do you Need... um

Edd: i-umm *he nervously laughs* i-i guess so....? when and where.....?

((KITTEN SHOPPING)))

Edd:.....tommorow.....ok? Matt(from the distance): do i have a faN?

Edd: o-ok! ill see you then, T-tord Matt: who is todd? Tom: not the commie........ **HE HANGS UP**

Pau: YaH?

((ja! lmfao)) pau: cool! how many?

((BAIIII I WILL BE ON TMRW AT AROUND 7 *tord noises*))

Pau: ok! SOUNDS REASONABLEE

Pau: I am offended *tord noise language*

((couGH))

Pau: *he bangs on the door* GET YOUR ASS UP

((mE))

Pau: GET UPPPPP

((I fall out of my bed a lot))

Pau: YOU BETTER BE READY WHEN I COME BACK IN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES ((WHEEEZZEE))

Pau: well I guess I can go kill your friends then............ ((o nOOO))

Pau: then why would you invite them over? ((jævla drittttttttttt))

Pau: thats my boyyyy Pat: your robotic arm is ready ((holy drittttt))

((I threw my cola can, does that count as flipping table?)) Pat: mhm I already went ahead and did that

Pat: *he nods in agreement, then grabs eyebrows's arm and walks off* ((LMFAOOOO))

Edd: T-tord? What is it n-now?

((LMAOOOOOO))

holy shite wth do i do?))

((IDK MONNNN))

-_- **** maybe lemme think))

Edd: n-no its just very... difficult to call some one and drive at the same time

Edd: *he laughs a bit more cheerfully, but his voice is still laced with tension* well I better get back to driving!

(can i?)

Edd: *he quickly hangs up*

((oof you righttttt))))

Pat: what

Pat: then go get food ((pat is still a sassy binch))

Pat: Get it yourself, go get one of the servants if you want food.

((O SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT))

Pat: Fine, go get one of the soldiers that do your biding to get you food

(( sorry school ended and i had to go home))

((you good you good))

Pat: well your guests have arrived

Pat: *walks out with Tord*

Edd: T-Tord!

Edd: w-welp here we are! Matt: who's Todd again? Tom: *he doesn't say anything, he only scoffs and gets out his flask to take a drink*

((couGH coUHg YES)) Matt: Ah yes! Tord, silly me! Tom: yah... the person who blew up OUR HOUSE Edd: Tom! stop being so rude! ( TOM STOP BEING SO RUDE!))

Tom: *he was already intoxicated with alcohol*LiKe Y*hic*You c-care if I g-get hurt or NOT Edd: well this will be a long afternoon Matt: *he looks into a mirror* I look good!

Edd: tiring and boring Matt: long and quiet Tom: a *hic* w-waste of t*hic* time

Edd: Sure! Matt: Yay! Airconditioning! Tom: *he only slurs a couple of "**** yous"*

((COUGH SORRY I LEFT OOOFF))

Tom: d-DOn"T touCH m-ME Edd: Tom calm down Matt: What a cool place!

(( Oof Matt is just a smol cinnabun))

Matt: no problem Todd!

((the thing is, it auto corrected to Todd))

((LMAOOO)) Matt: thats what I said tord Edd: anyway, wanna show us around? Tom: *takes another swig of his flask*

Tom: you'll nevER taKE mE alIVE *he attempts to run away, but instead trips over his foot* Edd:*he takes the flask* very simple Matt: Oh No! tim! are you ok?

Tom: I can get up without your help CoMMiE *he struggles to his feet, but gets up eventually*

Edd: Yah! Matt: Yah lets GOO Tom: Lame

Tom: **** you, commie Edd: Lets not be mean Matt: OoH! look a mirror!

Tord: fffffffffff- Yes! we have many mirrors!! ((nice save tord larsson, nice save))

Matt: Yay! Edd: *he doesn't say anything, but gives Tord a look of approval while punching Tom in the shoulder* Tom: OOf hoW darE yoU hiT mE edD

((nice save indeed))

Matt: *he immediately runs towards the many mirrors* Edd: Well it looks like Matt is enjoying himself Tom: Meh, *he tries to retrieve a flask from his pocket, only to grimace at the fact he doesn't have it*

Tom: Where is the alcohol heRE???? Edd: Maybe you shouldn't drink right now.... Matt: *he still occupied with the mirror*

Tom: *angery tord noises* Edd: what is tom doing...? Matt: I look good today! What am I saying, I look good everyday!

BRUH tord looks like my *OC* Sister, FoxKea, pissed him off by saying "Soo........Do you have a hard time writing things now >_>'"

Also Matt: *still looking in the mirrors *Vixia: HOLY SH*T ITS GOING TO BE A CAT FIGHT *Vixia my other OC sister* **i love making oc depending on fave show**

Me: *pulls Vixia out of place as fast as i can* come on you know what happened the LAST time you went out of your house at the daytime without your pill. Vixia: *pulls out of C.M hands* psh yea yea. Me:* opens portal to her house, pushes her in* Vixia: HE- Me*sighs* Hun har bokstavelig talt mange steder å skjule, og hun fortsetter å velge sin Me: *jumps in portal and closes it* Edd:...... Tom:..... Tord...... Matt:*still looking in mirror* *anyway*

Tom: *the most furious Tord noises* Edd: is he like choking or something...? Matt: Stop complaining! I need to look at myself in peace!

Tom: *hisses while looking away* Edd: Lord why are you choking on air Matt: I love myself

*Tord, damn auto correct

((lmao)) Tom: karma finally coming back? Edd: tord! you ok? Matt: do you think Todd is sick?

Tom: Does that mean you'll die from an allergic reaction? Good. ((holy dritt)) Edd: Oh Jeez Matt: Well back to looking at myself in the mirror! ((OOOOOOFF))

Tom: **** off, you twat Edd: Tom calm down! Matt: Why is everyone being mean?

Tom: Edd I blame you for this Edd: Ugh, you guys still fight! Matt: Let's hope Tom doesn't throw a couch at Todd...

Tom: *he runs over to a nearby couch and picks it up* TRY ME COMMIE Edd: TOM PUT DOWN THE COUCH Matt: DON'T THROUGH IT AT MY FACE

*throw I CANT TYPE ERIHERSGHSOE

XD brain pop, the more you know, the more you know

Tore be like *nOrWeiGIan GrUmBle*

Tord* why my autocorrect

Or just *tord noises* cuz u know, that has it;s own catagory

True There’s gonna be Tom noises probably coming never

You never know, he has gotten drunk a lot

True Lmao my hands are gonna heart after the epoch meme

oh noes, who izza in it? like is tord in it? or is it. edd or something? lmfao idk

helo

Vixia: hey tord, how come everytime something happens to your hair that makes it go down, it always go back to the horns a few hours later. Vixia: also are they horn or cat ears?