*yeets garlic at u*

Wait, but you don't have a neck....so what did they bite to turn you into a vampire?

i want blood, only b- tho

n o its a furry

Wait...if vampires hate light why is he looking at a full moon?? Full moons are bright! XD Sorry!

The vampire bit off all his legs and arms, as well.

:0 Iwannabeavampiretoo

hope u like g a r l i c b r e a d

This is the only time I wanna kill my grandson *holds steak* stay right there