WELL I DIDN’T TELL ANYONE, BUT A BIRD FLEW BY SAW WHAT I’D DONE HE SET UP A NEST OUTSIDE AND SANG ABOUT WHAT I’D BECOME, HE SANG SO LOUD SANG SO CLEAR I WAS AFRAID ALL THE NEIGHBORS WOULD HEAR SO I INVITED HIM IN JUST TO REASON WITH HIM I PROMISED I WOULDN’T DO IT AGAAAAIN BUT HE SANG LOUDER AND LOUDER INSIDE THE HOUSE AND NOW I COULDN’5 GET HIM OUT SO I TRAPPED HIM UNDER A CARDBOARD BOX STOOD ON HIM TO MAKE IT STOP I PICKED UP THE BIRD AND ABOVE THE DIN, I SAID: “THAT’S THE LAST SONG YOU’LL EVER SING” HELD HIM DOWN, BROKE HIS NECK TAUGHT HIM A LESSON HE WOULDN’T FORGET