Zach: but whyyyy

JARED-IM A GOD DAMN MAN WDYM WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Zach:*slyly* I can fix that

JARED-NO DO NOT TOUCH ME WHILST DRUNK ZACH

(Also I came up with a bunch of headcanons for them both)

Zach: *hurt slightly* that's not what I meant, and I'm not that drunk

lol ok btw JADE X WREN IS YES* jared-look.im sorry? just im not in the mood.*looks at him with depressed eyes*

Zach: I just thought it'd be nice to start a family

(Headcanons) Ok so it's Jared Kelly and Zach Martin cause yes Jared: His parents raised him to be a gymnast, so he's actually kinda buff and Zach loves it A really good dancer but never shows it Short as **** Again, he really loves cactuses Zach: Toll boi Only drinks cause he can't help it Grows tomatoes A really good artist

yes jared will always be short UWU XDDD* LOL TOLL BOY MADE ME LAUGH

jade- shes rich but dislikes it loves it when wren speaks to her blushes when wrens near wren- YOU CHOOSE

And I made another one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_nJHhdNyfA

XDDDDDDDD

Oh golly uh Wren: She's ****ing buff as **** Like really strong Is actually really insecure about her tail She grew up with Thomas and Jacob as her dads Thinks Jade might actually be an angel Having a tail makes some pretty kinky sex just saying

OOOOO GOD XDDDDDDDDD* jade- now is called an angel by wren

If they ever do have kids Zach and Jared would have a daughter and her name is Chloe Jade and Wren would have a son named Oliver aNd ThEy'Re BeSt FrIeNdS

OH MY A TwIsT

oliver: you say somethin' bout my cousin, *****?!

chloe-wot Jared-UM OK WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED???