Oh god

I already vored them oh god

But I vored them

Go shopping

Too bad u gotta shave ur black fur and knit or something idcl

Idk*

Yez

No

*grabs heat torch*

heat torch? ughn I mean blow torch

*sets bow ties on fire* úwù

holy **** everyone is now stealing your stuff—

wait a moment— *steals guns* HAHAHAHAHAAAA A A AHAHAHABA IM POWERFUL—

now it’s time to reveal my true form...

it me swiper the fox

*kidnaps bowser*

you’ll never stop me now! hehehe

you’re too late!

***** I STOLE YOUR GUNS HOW ARE YOU SHOOTING ME—

*calls fbi* “yo boss, i got the antropormorphic rapist cat”

the fbi is on their way

:0

*pickpockets*

wait i should be sad my hot ass furry senpai died

*screams and cries*

lǝnbǝs ǝɥʇ ɹǝdıʍs sǝssǝssod uɐʇɐs

OWO? YOU’S ALIVE?!

YOU’S ALIVE!! OMG OMG OMG!! I NEED TO CANCEL THE FUNERAL!

*SCREECHES THE BEST DAY EVER SONG* also let’s take a moment to realize that I was drunk while writing this,,,, staarchip11.03.2019 17:14LinkReportDelete ngl i would love it if bowser internet ****ed me :^)

Mr. Sun came up and he smiled at me Said it's gonna be a good one just wait And see Jumped outta bed, and I ran outside Feeling so extra ecstatified It's the best day ever (best day ever) It's the best day ever (best day ever) I'm so busy got nothing to do Spent the last two hours just tying my shoe Every flower, every grain of sand Is reaching out to shake my hand It's the best day ever (best day ever) It's the best day ever (best day ever) Sometimes the little things Start closing in on me When I'm feeling down I wanna lose that frown I stick my head out the window And I look around Those clouds don't scare me They can't disguise The magic that's happening Right before my eyes Soon Mr. Moon will be shining bright So the best day ever can last all night Yeah, the best day ever's gonna last All night It's the best day ever (best day ever) It's the best day ever (best day ever) It's the best day ever (best day ever) It's the best day ever (best day ever)

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♡ im scared and worried for my well being ****ing help me ♡

*nwuzzles uwu owo*

https://youtu.be/h6DNdop6pD8

D:> i scared him away— *literal physical crying*

:D nevermind-

*she purred* ((*inserts other cute cat noises here*

*rolls over onto her back* owu

o///o

stop making cute ass faces and ****ing pet me >;0

((i need to stop acting like a pet cat om g—

*she just laid there*

owo?

we already know where this is going—

so um, what are you pinning me down for? are we playing some epic game or something? (poor innocent bean,,)

((Aw darn I was so close to getting my online virginity stolen—

so what game are we playing?!

((literal physical satan summoning noises*))

omg no

O

how are you old fren?

wuu2?