everyone's watching a movie
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MidnightMakesArt[OP]
09.04.2019 19:39
Linkbut me*
i'm just here uwu
i watched it because dad was like:
"hey, kiddo, we haven't hung out in a bit. Wanna go watch a movie and drink some honey and tea?"
Me:.......................yeah sure whatever dad
Dad: OK WE'RE GONNA WATCH ONE OF THE LONGEST MOVIES!!!!*takes out Infinity War*
Me: *hasn't watched really anything*uhokthen?*obviously uninterested*
Dad:...want some ice-cream?
Me:......
Dad: and the fluffy blanket?
Me:all of them?
Dad:..............yeah
Me:HELL YEAH
NO >:/
MY DAD >:/
*holds him close*
Dad:wtf-
DONTASK
Dad:..imsoconfused
...shhhhhhhhhh father
Dad:....why do you call me 'father'? what happened to dad?
DONT FRICKING ASK, YOU SHOULD HAVE LEARNED THIS A LONG TIME AGO
Dad: *wincing* whatthehellhaveiraised....
...a weird girl who obsesses over death and owns a real-life mumified cat skull and has a bunch of weird skeleton and dark things
Dad:....
oh yeah, I've been meaning to ask-
Dad:I AM NOT UP FOR PHILOSOPHY QUESTIONS RIGHT NOW
;-;
Dad:sorry, im just too tired
........thatdoesn'tevenmakesense
Dad: can you just make me my coffee?
...cinnamon?
Dad: yep -w-
*sighs*