I had a dream Bill Clinton taught me how to smoke a cigar with my asshole. He even taught me how to blow smoke rings out of my dick hole. I dream about him every now and then. It’s actually my fantasy now. Billy puts his cigar in my bum and I began to smoke it like a chimney. He bends over and I ash in his rectum. He screams in discomfort; but he loves the pain. Meanwhile, Hillary is tied up in the corner of the room. She has her nipples hooked up to a car battery. Unbeknownst to me, she’s wearing a diaper. She starts to violently shit herself, which causes the room to smell like a truck stop dumpster.

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