jOHN: hOw DaRE yOU bE On InsTinCt

john: where is me boifreend

herc: *licking the wall of a building(

herc: *hic* n-no..

herc: *hic* n-no..

herc: uh.. *hic* yes

herc: yes mutha fookah *le slap*

john: *posts on Instagram* lol

peggy - AND PEGGY

john: how did you get here oh there's a portal over there *points at mysterious portal*

YEETETH

get outa here devin *pushes into portal*

john: *SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEE* WHERES IS TEH HAMILTON I NEED ME BOIFREEND

john: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

John: IOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO whats that *grabs it and licks it*

john: *shoves in mouths* *barfs* it taste likes yogurt

Ham: sOrRy Im LaTe

john: *runs to window and smashes it* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Burr: *throws a pokeball* wHy-

John: *hops onto ham* YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

john: *slowly eats ham's hair*

Burr: a spanish- er, british soldier likes me.. bUt I lIkE gEoRgE- i mEaN-

Ham: *slowly noms on johns hair*

john: *gags, then faints*

*on ham*

Ham: Oh noes my bf's ded. nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Burr: OH SHIT NO-

john: *slowly continues to chew on his hair* ur hair smells and tastes like yogurt

Burr: *grabs a pester ball* Ham: oh.

john: *starts to fall off* help

john: *slides off ham, falling onto the floor, sobbing*

john: im not a yandere

john: i can't get up help me

john: hAlP mE

john:alExAnDer hAlP

(nuu now im alone now

john: will u halp me jefferson

(Sorry I was drawing) Ham: *picks up john and throws jeff into a trashcan*

john: mY hEro

Ham: M O N A M I

Ham: nyes

Burr: Ham ya threw laf into a trashcan Ham: but thats jeff not.. oh yeah.. m o n a m i

(will john and ham coff coff)

Burr: ITS A SHINY PIKA-JUAN- Ham: *licks john's nose*

john: *licks his mouth*

john: i see you ate cheetos

(DAISY OH MY GOD) Ham: Oh BURR: HOLY SHIT I MUST CATCH IT *throws a masterball at le jesus-puff* (I just realized i think burrs the new ash lmAo)

Ham: yes you twas right

john: i'm smart YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

john: i LoVEyOu alExAndER

John: gasp

john: *sobs*

john: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU CHEATED ON MEH AGAIN WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY------------------ cri

john: *falls on floor and cris*

Ham: *smacks QD with a shovel* I only love john you baka.

john: *continues to sob on the floor

Ham: *shoots pokeball open and squishes Jesus-puff* Eliza is dead I never loved angelica I don't love peggy at all (cri ik) and that one ***** I forgot her name raped me *hugs john*

john: *le strung k1ss*

john: but, then why did you marry eliza?

Ham: Because she made me ;w;

john: did you want to marry her?

Ham: not really.. That whole family wanted me for some weird reason

john: did that animal thing just talk

john: well.... *teh sparkle eyes* can u marry me? ;u;

Ham: I wanted you more but you didn't notice me qwq Burr: *shoves Pika-juan back in a pokeball*

Ham: YES

Ham: *coughs* I mean.. yes

john: *sheads a tear*

herc: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH MY LORD

*Jesus puff is just flashing rainbows Burr might've killed Pika-juan by now gay bois are getting married aND PEGGY-*

(this is the best rp yet

urrite

john: *suddenly gets shot by herc* (gasp)

herc: *hic* i'M sTiL DrUnK

Ham: *runs after herc* Better lock up your herc cus I got a gun *holds a sniper-rifle*

Herc: HEHhehHhh gOoD reFeFenCe *hic

john: *laying there, bleeding ded

Ham: *smacks herc with a shovel* Burr: HAM WHERE DAFUQ DID YOU GET THAT Ham: Y'know that lump infront of your house Burr: ohh

(Daisy that reference just mmmM)

herc: owie *hic*

(neh

john: *revives* AhahAHhahHAHha IM ALIVE SOMEHOW

(I do lmaO) Ham: YAAAAAAAAAAAY

john: *grabs ham* lEts Go GeT iCeCreAM mY HusBAnd

Ham: oK sIr

john: *picks him up and runs to an icecream shop* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ham: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GTG TAKE SHOWER BAI laney ur john

yay

Don't do anything "weird"

Bkfrom the shower

Heller?

Hi

Hi

John: *getting icecream* GimMe

sry I was rping at a diff place while drawing

(it kk

(uh dinner

(uh..

(i have no idea

(heller?

so btrp?