~Kids Servent~
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Theotherhuman[OP]
23.10.2019 00:56
Linkso uh imma just put down a scenario that's close to what happens every time I babysit
~warning, profanity~
Theotherhuman[OP]
23.10.2019 00:56
LinkChild:...I hate you
Me:..why?
Child: Coz you won't lemme have icecream
Me:Coz your mom told me no icecream
child: Well i hate you >:/
Me:...uh-
Child: I'll stop hating you if you gimme icecream though
Me:.......*oh that son of a ****** *walks away, and comes back* if she finds out you're taking the blame
Child:she'll be gone by then
Me:.....huh?
Child: Coz she'll be dead-
Me: ":3 *what have i taught this child? Their parents are gonna kill me* r-really?
Child: Yeah!
Me:...can I know?
Child: No, your just my servent
Me:.......................why exactly did you decide that?
Child: Coz you'd make a good servant
Me:*laughs nervously* Is that so?