the Z O O
9 comments
Hollow[OP]
24.02.2019 07:15
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A big collab between me, Axolotus, Imanangrybird, and StupidGeniuses/Dr. Snake!
Welcome to Zoo, the zoo with everything in it.
We can proudly say that we do, in fact, have every living animal and plant!
From tigers, to lions, to bears, oH MY! We have everything your eyes would DIE to see.
Beautiful, exotic animals and flora. We even have dinosaurs!
Our pathways are made of a fine, expensive cheese. We have money piles for you to donate your money in. (Trust me, it goes to a good cause!)
Plenty of benches, as well! We're known to be the only zoo without bathrooms, too.
We are the most interesting and entertaining zoo you'll ever visit.
We have exhibits of blood, rocks, hot dogs, wild angry birds, and the rare King Turd!
We also have a purple gay cat over here in Zoo, along with a very intelligent snake, an angry bird, and a floating head.
We're home to the blue box, also know as the blue thing.
Step right in, and you'll be shoved into a very special pl
Hollow[OP]
24.02.2019 07:15
LinkZoo Lore:
(written entirely by Dr. Snake. give him some credit & love y'all)
1492- The Mayflower capsule landed on the surface of America. Christopher Columbus would make the historical first step on American grounds. This would later become the Zoo.
1538- Absolutely Nothing happened at all.
1547- A guy found a piece of gold in the sstream of the land, he threw it away and captured five humans.
1549- That same guy made a walk in jail. People from distant lands could walk through an see captive humans in their natural habitat.
1550- The guy gave them self a name. Their name is Gerald.
1600- The world ended with the Zoo being the last remnant of Earth.
1606- With the help of singers the Zoo created Earth again.
1623- The singers were captured and placed in their own exhibit.
1693- History repeated itself so yeah nothing happened.
Hollow[OP]
24.02.2019 07:15
Link1700- The Zoo placed in "normal" exhibits, one of which included a demigod known as Thor.
1765- Trimbo Cashlong(Owner of the Omni-Zoo at the time) Invented Time Travel.
1766- Procrastination Time
1768- Trimbo went forward in time to bring back the most intelligent inventors and scientists. Together they would bring back the dinosaurs.
1803- Atlantis was stuffed into the Omni-Zoo.
1804- Atlantis became the Omni-Zoo.
1805- The Omni-Zoo broke up with Atlantis.
1823- We needed another date to end in "23".
1856- The Omni-Zoo started to add planets. The first ones were Saturn and Mercury(Don't ask how).
1895- Imanangrybird did not exist yet. The Zoo expanded into Arkansas.
1898- Arkansas said "no".
1899- After a brief war with Arkansas the Zoo answered, "Ok.".
1900- The Zoo blew up and profits skyrocketed somehow.
Hollow[OP]
24.02.2019 07:16
Link1905- The Zoo added the "Coal Exhibit". This would prove to be quite profitable.
1915- The Zoo reclaimed Arkansas for the Lizards.
1929- The Zoo teleported to the Moon to avoid the "Great Depression".
1937- The Moon's economy crashes.
1939- The Zoo did not trust the Earth anymore.
1940- The Zoo came back to Earth and landed on Sydney.
1943- The Zoo succeeded from the United States.
1946- After a week long battle with the U.S. the Zoo secretly won World War II.
1949- The U.S. bought every history book publisher and distributor.
1952- The Zoo discovered Oil! They proceeded to create "The Oil Exhibit.
1953- The United States sent a love letter. The Zoo proceeded to block the U.S. with Snakes.
1958- Doctor Snake sued the Omni-Zoo. This case lasted for a full three seconds.
1962- The Omni-Zoo entered the Space Race.
Hollow[OP]
24.02.2019 07:16
Link1968- The Omni-Zoo created an alliance with the U.S..
1969- After created a scale model moon in the sky, the U.S. sent in their Astronauts.
1972- The original Moon was destroyed to conceal any evidence.
1980- The Omni-Zoo added in H.P. Lovecraft as an exhibit.
1986- The number "3,982" was rediscovered.
1994- By popular demand, an exhibit of Disco was created.
1999- The world almost ended.
2000- The world did indeed end.
2002- The Dark Lord returns and wss accepted into the Zoo to be a Zookeeper.
2006- The Omni-Zoo had a war with Disney(Cooperate Mouse).
2008- The Omni-Zoo bought Disney somehow.
2010- Disney was kicked of of the Omni-Zoo family. However they were placed into a exhibit.
2015- The Zoo was bankrupt.
2016- The Zoo was no longer bankrupt.
2018- The Zoo added the planet known as "Earth" into an exhibit.
2019- The Zoo was born!
Reviews:
1/5
The squid tasted like calamari.
I like calamari.
-A Vent Lover
5/5
idk where my mom is she went into the blue thing and i havent seen her since help my family is sad
-*****
5/5
My peepee grew 3 inches in the bathroom. Also the squid looks like an octopus.
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
4/5
Squidward is an octopus, not a squid.
-Squidward fan
4/5 i threw up in the parking lot
- hejsndmjc\
1/5
Doctor Snake exists.
-Everyone
4/5
Needs more cats.
-cat ****er
