Rp
31.05.2018
43 comments
Kookoocupofpotatos[OP]
31.05.2018 01:07
LinkYui: *Texting*
Kookoocupofpotatos[OP]
31.05.2018 01:08
LinkSunlight: *Agresively trying to keep her other half, (Split personality disorder) from beating her at checkers.*
saratheskeleton
31.05.2018 01:17
Linkok ill join ill be lava
saratheskeleton
31.05.2018 01:17
Link( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Kookoocupofpotatos[OP]
31.05.2018 01:22
LinkYesh :3
Kookoocupofpotatos[OP]
31.05.2018 01:22
LinkJoin now :3
Yui: *Giggles* "I don't know, are you?"
Sunlight: "WHAT THE HELL YUI!!!!!!! STOP!!!!!!!1"
Yui: "Sure, just warning you, the place's a mess. I almost always work day and night so I'm not usually able to clean it..."
lava:thats ok my place is a mess too...heh even though i only work 5 hours a day unless its saturday or thursday
lava:*looks over his sholder at sunlight still walking with fire in his eyes almost making it look like his eyes turned from yellow to red*
Yui: *Plops down on couch and hangs her apron on the coat hanger*
lava:*sits next to yui and puts arm around her**blushes and looks at her*
Sunlight: *Gos in room and locks door shut* "EEEEEEWWWWWWW OLD PEOPLE LOVE!!!!!!!!!"
Yui: "WE'RE 16!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sleep with an open window tonight!
1400 mosquitos like that. 420 mosquitos commented on it. 210 mosquitos shared this.
One mosquito invited for the event. 2800 mosquitos will be attending the event.
“My wife suffers from a drinking problem.”
-
“Oh is she an alcoholic?”
-
“No, I am, but she’s the one who suffers.”
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to pay $855 to cover the loss.
I’m starting to understand why a Navy captain always goes down with his ship.
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places where you want to be kissed by a man. But hell does that burn!
Doctor: “Do you do sports?”
Patient: “Does sex count?”
Doctor: “Yes.”
Patient: “Then no.”
In Spain, there is a tradition after a bullfight to serve the mayor the bull’s testicles.
-
One day after a bullfight, the mayor asks the waiter: “Funny, why are they so small today?”
-
The waiter: “Today, sir, the bull won.”
lava:ok thats all i got you do some puns or should we play a game or idk
