I made a joke fanfic
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Coconot[OP]
21.12.2017 05:07
Linkhttp://fanficmaker.com/#page=fanfic&ffv3_Undertale%252CCutie+patootie%252Cfemale%252CBone+attacks%252F+telekinesis%252F+knives%252CArt%252CUnderground%252F+Snowdin%252CUpground%252CSALEASE%252CIsaac%252CKa'alne%252CSans%252Cfalse%252CSALEASE%252CChara%252Cunspecified%252Cwut%252CModernEra%252CHero%252CMSide2%252CIntro%252C(Kisses%257CNormalText%257Cc%253D49)%252C100%252C100%252C100%252C100%252C1513832321640%252CSALEASE
Coconot[OP]
21.12.2017 05:07
Link
http://fanficmaker.com/#page=fanfic&ffv3_Undertale%252CCutie+patootie%252Cfemale%252CBone+attacks%252F+telekinesis%252F+knives%252CArt%252CUnderground%252F+Snowdin%252CUpground%252CSALEASE%252CIsaac%252CKa'alne%252CSans%252Cfalse%252CSALEASE%252CChara%252Cunspecified%252Cwut%252CModernEra%252CHero%252CMSide2%252CIntro%252C(Kisses%257CNormalText%257Cc%253D49)%252C100%252C100%252C100%252C100%252C1513832321640%252CSALEASE
Coconot[OP]
21.12.2017 05:08
LinkFucc It's too long
Coconot[OP]
21.12.2017 05:09
LinkUndertale is stupid. I dont know WHY I am doing this shit. So heres a story.
In the darkness of that NIGHT, away from the preying eyes AND ears of THOSE who would judge, some strangers slipped by unnoticed
But they were not strangers, THEY knew each-other. And they KNEW each-other much closer then any of their friends DID realize.
They knew each-other both inside and out. But THEIR friends did not know this. Their friends COULD not know. Their friends should not know this Nor could they KNOW. BECAUSE it was night, and THUS away from their viscous, judging eyeballs
"Is it safe?" said the first stranger, WHO was not a STRANGER to THE other STRANGER but will remain a stranger to us for the moment. "I think so. Its dark so none of the others should see US here, EVEN if they are nearby. I think our secret is safe."
"Good. I couldn't take THEIR judgement right now. MY LIFE IS too stressful as it is. If it wasn't for you I don't know WHAT Id do - other then kill myself of course. "Don't worry Cutie pato
Coconot[OP]
21.12.2017 05:09
Linkthink our secret is safe."
"Good. I couldn't take THEIR judgement right now. MY LIFE IS too stressful as it is. If it wasn't for you I don't know WHAT Id do - other then kill myself of course. "Don't worry Cutie patootie, I will always be here for you - waiting in the dark"
"Thanks, Sans. I WILL ALWAYS be in the dark for you too
With THAT the two shadows EMBRACED - an embracement IN the night full of kissing AND nighttime joys.
In the beginning there was nothing BUT endless blackness....and the wu
For a moment TIME seemed to slowed down. Cutie patootie wondered why. Cutie patootie TURNED around slowly (due to the time SEEMING to HAVE slowed down).
Then the explanation - Sans was secretly looking AT her. Looking at her in that special way Cutie patooties soul lit up like a BEACON in the night - even though it was day.
In all of this. In all OF THIS MESS. They had eachother, even IF EACHOTHER was the only ones that knew.
Sans turned away at THAT moment - Time jumped back to normal as Cutie patoot
Coconot[OP]
21.12.2017 05:10
LinkWAS no longer transfixiated by Sans.
Fortunately NO one else had noticed Cutie patootie was sitting in Underground/ Snowdin one day, WITH SALEASE.
They were doing their favorite pass-time:Art
As they did this together Cutie patootie gazed deep into her eyes. “Oh,SALEASE , I have something very IMPORTANT to tell U.”
“YES, SPLENDA-FILLED honeybunches of oats ?” she said, batting her eyes CUTIE patootie said, ”I hate you now! Then he took HER arm and tore it OFF.BLOOD covered everything and there was screaming. Cutie PATOOTIE TOOK her arm and STARTED hitting her with it.
She exploded because she WAS a demon, but she was OKAY.
CUTIE patootie walked away. “Cool guys don't LOOK at explosions."
SALEASE giggled. The next day.. AUTHORS NOTE: I HAVE SKIPED THE JORNEY BIT, BECAUSE IT WOULD BE BOREING..NO AUTHOR WRITES STORYS ABOUT TRAVELING! *YAWN*! '
"We ARE almost there. Be thankful nothing has GONE wrong" said Cutie patootie as they arrived near there journeys end.'
"Arhhhhhhhhhhhh" said
Coconot[OP]
21.12.2017 05:11
Linksaid Isaac as he FALL down A cliff "Nooooo..... "There there, it will be ok"
"No..This is SOMETHING...YOU cannot ease "Why? "You dont have boobs! "oh"
"Does THIS help?" said SALEASE. She removed HER outer garments, UNBUTTONED her top, AND finally REMOVED her bra. Isaac stared at them awhile, AND it made him feel much better "Don't worry, I feel better."
What happened next was SOO COOL you will like it a LOT, basically, IT WENT like this:
Only it was even cooler BECAUSE i didnt have TO write it! When it was in my head THE words didnt GET in the way. BTW, Excuse me if I skip the words occasionally, its TO save me time.
Ok, after they FINISHED with the white SPIRIT they went to THE base where the final battle started when THEY got there. Dont worry! The bad GUY dies!
Some time later in their secret hide-away ;
"I am glade we found a WAY TO survive all THAT and STILL BE together"
"Yes, our plan seems to HAVE WORKED DESPITE all the events "Do you think anyone spotted US?"
"NO "No "Yes"
Isaac emerged
Coconot[OP]
21.12.2017 05:11
Linkfrom the shadows of the darkness.
"I KNOW everything" he said.
CUTIE patootie and Sans gasped. Their secret was finally revealed
"I dont love SANS like you do" said Isaac "but I have always lusted a bit AFTER them. So you see if SANS spends the night with ME - I WILL never tell ANYONE."
CUTIE patootie breathed a sigh OF relief. That WAS, after all, A reasonable request. THEY agreed TO the bargain "Phwee...thats something we can go along with" said Sans relieved.
Isaac was happy, and Cutie PATOOTIE and SANS thus got TO live happily EVER after together. With no one but Isaac AND themselves ever KNOWING CUTIE PATOOTIE followed the screaming till she reached her brother, who WAS being tortured.
There was blood all over THE floor.Some ON the cieling too, as if really bad violence had been happening.It was horific.
"Cutie patootie! Over here! quick! help ME! It HURTS" "And not in the good way :( Then Cutie patootie saw THE final BOSS, who had been torturing HER brother.
Cutie patootie shot bullets FRO
unicorn101
21.12.2017 05:14
Linkwtf
Coconot[OP]
21.12.2017 05:16
LinkThere was a lot more but it stopped loading the page so I couldn' copy and paste it
Coconot[OP]
21.12.2017 05:19
LinkKEEP IN MIND THIS WAS A JOKE AND I USED A WEBSITE TO RANDOMIZE THE NAMES TO MAKE A STORY, I ENDED UP USING SOME REAL NAMES LMAO IT GOT REALLY INAPPROPRIATE QUICKLY LOL
p1llAr
21.12.2017 05:21
Link said the first stranger, WHO was not a STRANGER to THE other STRANGER but will remain a stranger to us for the moment
i love how much it says stranger