Aro: n o p e n o p e there is no god... yyy Me (from the ether or whatever): (shrugs) :D

Aro: well when i die from a literal heart attack, you'll become a necrophiliac, i hope you know that :D

Aro: you're just o k a y with that?? okay screw this (opens a portal behind herself on the wall) i literally forgot i could- (it glitches shut) WHY GOD?! Me: i kinda wanna see you punch him in the throat... Aro: my f*ckin arms are stuck.. Me: whoops, you're screwed, i'd say "i'll help you with the baby" but you ain't getting a kid Aro: yeah, considering like 8 different things, not happening!

(for some reason picturing that "drop it" meme with the dude rage-screaming but with Aro and FS, and she's just like... do not want XD)

("I'LL F*CKIN STAB YOUR PARENTS!" and he's just.. "what parents?" XD)

((anyway i'm dying inside :3))