tord: oh thomas! i need your help with something here in my room!

tord: thats a shame.i have all smirnoff, hate for it to go to waste

*all this

Tord: ive got three bottles, theres no way i can drink it all myself.. but if you insist, ill just throw it out..

Edd:*kicks door open* I GOT COLA AND TOM'S SMIRNOFF FROM THE STORE!

tord:excelent! im back in the laundry room.

tord: EDD

Edd;here so you won't beg me to go get smirnoff *gives Tom the smirnoff*

Edd:YEAH TORD?

tord: hey edd, is ringo locked in the car?

Edd:...F*CK RINGO!! (rip)

tprd: *locks edd out of the house*

Edd:..why you do this to me?

(Rip Edd,he get no love from Tord)

*he hands tom the smirnoff* drink! drink and be merry!

(PrEy FoR dA cOlA)

tord: i want us to be friends tom! im giving you alcohol, is that not your thing?

tord: then drink! we have catching up to do!

Edd:...*cri*

*tord smiles and sips from his own bottle*

(Rip the cola child) Edd: Tord why you wanna f8ck Tom so much?

(Eddie boi knows Tord's hentai and tom secrets)

tord: edd, i think ringo might be trapped under the house..

(ANY OF YOU EVER READ THE CASK OF AMOTILLADO?)

Edd:TORD I CAN SEE RINGO IN THE HOUSE,I KNOW YOU ARE LYING! Ringo:mreow

(i never heard of that)

(nevermind then) tord: i want the hate to end tom! we used to be friends! i miss it.

tord: dont you miss it?

Edd:....

tord: edd, did you bring matt back from the store with you?

tord: please tom, i just want some time for us to talk without edd.

Edd:Matt's sleeping and i'm freezing here..

*tord sighs and lets edd in*

Edd:thank youu!

now, tom, i have something i'd like to show you.

Edd:*he smiles and goes to get a can of cola from the fridge*

Tord:*opens up a hidden door* better finish up that bottle, you dont wanna spill it.

besides, *tord smiles* theres a bunch in here.

a bunch more alchohol! this is a wine cellar!

tord: whats the matter?

Edd:*he drinks cola* Matt (o hello mirror child):mm..whats going on

tord: *smiles* yeah! theres some really strong whiskey all the way in the back, i was saving it.

Matt:what? Edd:he says your hair is a huge mess Matt:OH NO! NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!!

*tord leads tom through the cellar* its kinda cold though

tord: i installed it a couple years ago.

Edd:...*he pets Ringo*

tord: do you see the nitre on the walls? its quite damp down here, are you sure you want to go on? i could share the whiskey with edd insead..

Edd:*he pets Ringo more*

*he waves at some weird dripping looking stains on the walls* sodium nitrate.

Edd:? what happend?

*tord helps him up* are you okay? are you hurt? maybe we should turn back so you dont injure yourself.

Edd:oh

tord: hey edd! the cellar gets pretty deep! you probably wont be able to hear us anymore! ok!

pretty big. dont worry! we're almost there!

(i gtg for a little bit plz dont go on without mee)

(mk)

(hecc im back)