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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs? Are eyebrows considered facial hair? At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them? Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Why are there no 'B' batteries?

If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his iPod?

How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

Why are there no 'B' batteries?

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny? If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest? If you are bald, what hair color do they put on your driver's license? If God sneezes, what should you say? Is it still illegal to park next to a fire hydrant, even if your car is on fire? If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile? If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on? Do Jewish vampires still avoid crosses? If a mime is arrested, do they tell him he has a right to talk? In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"? Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions? If vampires can't see their reflections, why is their hair always so neat? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary? Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered