Calls a medic* hi can I have a large pizza with 10 soggy tacos? Ya thx. Calls real medic* WE HAVE SOMEONE ALMOST DED

No u r not dude u have a knife stuck in ur chest

Dude they r on their way

U lied and their coming!

What do we do

Now they will think we lyiny

Jeebus

Ur gonna kill them?

Oh if u r then don't kill the pizza guy

I'm hungry

Alright

Ok

They're here

Me: my piece of poop

Yeah! I totally meant that..

Yes

Lol

WHAT R U DOING

Ok then

Pizza man comes*

Yes

DUDE

I COULD'VE BE PAID HIM I HAVE 999999999 DOLLARS

Me: PLS go now

Me: trust me.. go

PIZZA HUT U SSTUPID

Lol

What is he getting arrested for?

He gave us food

DUDE WHAT THE HELL

Shiiiiiiiiiii

U know u basically just saved me 2 dollars

I have like 9999999999999999999899988 dollars dude

Ok

Stuffs pizza in face*

In 20389293 minutes

Ok nvm

Hi UMM we were eating pizza and

Umm

Whispers* say something

In the pizza

The hell

Damn bro

That's sad

Weird u also saved the planet

With my totally not artificial intelligence

I saw alien in him

So he is basically still alive

Cuz, he will regrow

He's an alien

Unless u wanna.. live here and when he regrows a million times, u keep killing him

Oh look.. some blood

It's blue tho.. told ya

I mean if u let this body for. Things will get worse for you..

U will have bad lucj

The he'll where we gonna get all that

They are all gonna die

Aliens will take over the world

What the he'll we need a space suit

I can build one

Ok steal from some shops and restaurants I'll make the suits

( xd we just started role-playing for some reason)

E

Builds the suit*

Burpz*

Ok I think I'm done

Wait..

.. are u sure..

WAIT

AahHahHah

I THINK I'M SICK

AAAAAH IMA THROW UUUP

IT'S SO VIOLENT

I WAS GONNA ASK U A QUESTION

are u sure because there might be more aliens on the moon

Well

Science specifically says there are more aliens in space

No, some of them are planning out their plans

In the moon

I still feel like throwing up

* gag*

Well

I think i need to steal a day gun from them

Ray gub

Ok bye

Yey