Well, well, well, well, well! Let me get a look at the menagerie! You must be Amethyst! You must be Garnet! And Pink Diamond's Pearl, well, she took you with her Isn't that just swell? It can't be Oh but it can be, and it is I got a new style and a few new toys That are gonna put an end to your happily ever after, once and for all! Woah, woah, this has got to be a misunderstanding In case you haven't heard, I've established peace across the- Yeah, yeah, I've heard I've had your little message to the universe on loop! I just love that part where Pink Diamond spends the rest of her days On this nowhere planet, with a bunch of nobodies! That's right I heard the story over and over again Gee, it's swell to finally meet her other friends That's right I heard the story, don't really like how it ends Gee, it's swell to finally meet her other friends What did she say about me? What did she say? What did you do without me? What did you do? Did you play games without me? What did you play? Did yo