Random things I have heard out in public which is why I stay inside because society is weirder than I am and that's weird "That hurt more than learning Santa ins't real, like, that was just cruel." "How many spaceships can I buy?" "I want to be in control of my own f###ing life, Jerry!" "Are those cinnimon rolls?" "You better bet I'd sell a lung for that lego set" "I thought you were only half gay?" "That's called being bisexual, yes." "Good friend, this is my other good friend. Be friends. Now."