"Hmm.. why? do you like my tophat? i mean i cant blame you, its a very nice tophat! *he grins happily, but not in a selfish way* "Nope sorry, haha. Im kinda attached to it-"

"My floating Magical Cane? While im not as attached to it as my hat, you still can't have it. Buuuut, you can gold it if you so which please-. But be careful, it can bite if your mean to it!"

"Sir, its not paper, its a stack of weird looking cards. But you can draw one if you want, its supposed to show your fate or something strange like that."

"Sorry but that guy over their already called it" *points behind him at a random dude* "haha just kidding, i dont even have an appendix."

"Bendy...Bendy and the- ..Bendy and the Ink Machine.. Uhm..." *he gets lost in thought for a moment, contemplating the question* "Oh! Yes, Bendy in the Ink Machine! That video game! Uhh.. never really seen it so i can't give my opinion on it, sorry madam."

"Ah Yes actually, Its a pretty nice color."

"I don't know why your holding up a sign, is it support for cancer or something...?" *stops to read the sign* "I should say that i'm a robot because i came to exist that way just like every creature, but instead im going to advertise my show by saying a Magician Predicted it."

"Im willing to do a show with anyone as long as their good and sign this contract saying that im not responsible for any injuries or deaths."

". . . I was uh just kidding you know. You might need to get that looked at though, it could quickly turn into Mary Sue Disease." *notices them signing the contract* "But i guess i can attempt to try harder magic tricks this show"

"...Ohhh ok its a good thing you signed this contract then haha. Cmon lets go do some extremely dangerous tricks where your the subject."

*and End* lel wut was this mess xD