Oops you died

h ok))

Theme?

a

p iz z a t i me- may i joinz im bored

*walks in without knocking cause Americas a ****** Sir, what the **** are you watching??

*suspicion.jpg* Okay- Well, I'm going to the pool because I'm bored. Wanna come?

No really, I couldn't think of anything to do at your place :P))

Pretend I'm already there bc Y NoT))

I'm not dEaD I swear)) *Gets splashed with water* Wh- HEY!!

LOSER *kicks water at his fACE*

A *soaked* well ****!

YOU STUPID PIECE OF CRAP *gets up gets towel*

yES- *throws your towel in the pool* >:)

hA *sips lemonade like a boss*

Well good luck with that :')

*flashbacks to when Ame used all the towels to clean up spilled apple juice* Hehe, good times

Dies irl))

*Silently sitting in her room*

Oh hi))

U-UHH-

*Bursts out of her room* WHATS HAPPENING-

*laughing outside* He's never gonna find any towels HAH

Towel obsession much?))

... *Grabs a towel from on her desk and throws it at finland*

*jumps back in the pool after a couple of minutes* W

( h h)

So, what happened?

Great, now the whole house is soaked bc Finland decided to run around dripping lol))

Pfft... Wait we have a pool?

*Locks her door and furiously grabs a swimsuit*

(i wanna go swimming hhh)

Cut from what?))

Ah, ok))

*bursts out of the window out into the pool* WEEEEEEE

WEEEEEEEE *Cannonballs into the pool*

RIP window))

(window lives matter)

*Swims up* :D

*Random intruder breaks into rp and magically spawns a pack of towels*

(yes ty)

Thank me later

Thank you for your blessing))

Oop my WiFis being a bit slow so sorry if I keep disappearing))

*random intruder comes again and magically spawns another pool with warm water*

WAIT what-

Called a hot tub))

DIBS ON THAT THING OVER THERE!! *points to hot tub*

Yes that

*gets out of the pool and speedwalks to the hot tub*

WHAT YOU CANT CALL DIBS!!!

>:O

I DON'T WANNA SHARE WITH YOU GUYS

I SPAWNED THE HOT TUB >:D

KEEP THE POOL, THE TUB THINGY IS MINEEEEEE

BULLSH** *Walks to the hot tub*

Mericas a *****))

*Also magically spawns a veil of flowers falling and drinks

*Spook noise* *Quickly jumps into the hot tub* SHARING!

*flashes middle finger at Finland and Estonia*

>:(

>:)

*Relaxes in the hot tub* -W-

*insert very bad language here :)*

:D

Get the **** out my hot tub or that book in gonna drown >:(

*Gasp* THIS AINT YOUR HOT TUB >:O

Is**))

I CALLED DIBS

N O- NO DIBS ON THE HOT TUB >:o

ITS HOT TUB FOR YALL *smashes into something*

oh jeez-

*sees gun and stops* Fine whatever-

*Sigh*

*very angry Ame*

*Sticks her tongue out at america* C:<

*calls her a dick in my mind* Hehe-

>:)

Who's also reading hentai in a hottub))

(uHH im pretty sure estonia might be looking at the book every once in a while)

Wonder what that removed comment said))

*magically turns small hot tub into biggest one* don't mind me im secretly slovakia >:)

pfftt wtf))

:O

yES! *Moves to the far right end of the hot tub*

*Still stays next to finland * :D

Hah Finland with glasses))

Kinda nerdy))

(lmao) *Secretly peeking and reading it aswell*

.w.

>:0 DID YOU JUST CALL ME AN ASS?!?!))

It's fine I totally am B')))

(Lmfao) ...

......

Losing my mind irl))

( w hy)

hecc yeah! :D

Idk I just started laughing at something I saw))

Your cooking probably sucks- Oops did I say that outloud

Slovakia: hey guysss im the one that bring you all the freedommmm *puts on glasses and jumps in hot tub*

:P

Aadhhjnbvs

uh-

Bruh moment))

*points to bandage on my head* Mhmhm

*still gets ignored* ;-;

(why am i listening to "rasputin". thanks youtube recommended, i actually like this song :D)

PUTIN

VLADIMIR PUTIN

(same)

Awesome! :D

Why not?

*spawns candy things*

Merica died

Alright... But are you okay? *Grabs a plate with food on it*

No I didn't I was discussing birthday stuff with my grandma :) ))

If you say so.

*She starts to eat beside the hottub* This is good!

*ordering pizza*

*epicly sleeps underwater in hot tub*

Am not eating that charred food

rude-

Just sayin'

I see to much feet

.-.

I'm mad at myself for making Ame such a dick :'( ))

A

*Throws a spoon at america* >:T

*Missed*

...

That'll be all- *hangs up*

I smell murder))

Shit nvm))

oh jeeeeeeeeeee

Thanks for that, Fin. Your presence is greatly appreciated.

*is on heels now*

god you're such an a** america..

Jokes on you, i CaNt sWiM! I stay on the shallow end anyway >:)

kdkdkksnsjsjsjsb he stabbed my foot you butt

*gets a gun and gunshots Merica*

all because I ordered pizza))

oh jeez im out *Finshes my food, grabs a towel and walks inside*

(when finland made food-)

(Thats like a gourmet chef cooking you somthing for free and you go and grab mcdonalds.)

I'm a salty ass ***** what else is new))

mm McDonalds, how more American can one get))

(LMAo) *Goes inside and grabs some clothes*

uhm-

*realizes my feet are still bleeding* Oh, heh. *goes inside to get a bandage*

*Sits on the couch*

*Yawn*

*ding ding pizzas here*

*Falling asleep on the couch* (Tired bean-)

*Jumps up* WH-

*hops over to the door* Aye, thanks. Pizza Guy: *hands over the pizza* HOLY CRAP WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR FEET Oh, my friend stabbed em. Thanks for the pizza! *Slams door closed*

Pizza guy is shook))

.... *walks out of the window. wondering where finland is and falling in a bush*

*hops over to the table* Osht, there's blood all over the floor.

Hope Finland doesn't get too pissed or anything-

*Still following finland*

*Doesn't go into the bar*

...

*eats the whole ****ing pizza*

Here we go again))

(fatty) O_o

I have a fast metabolism :')

))**

(mmmhmm.)

Now i wanna drink-

uh oh-))

(we are gonna sing you are a pirate for 2 hours if estonia gets drunk)

.... Screw it.

*silently walks into the bar*

Damn you two))

(he h)

*Sits down on a barstool and orders some be e rs* (i rather have vodka but-)

Now that I have the whole house to myself >:) ))

what the **** have i just walked in to

Hey?..

How very wise of you two))

i don't know.)

Me either, I'm just gonna have myself ruin your guy's house))

*She lets him as she slowly drinks the beers she ordered* ...

(oh no, i imagine finlands room is probably full of hentai books-)

Can I light them on fire))

(oh god, and then Mine would be a bit organized, not really.)

(no-)

tHaNkS))

I'll take that as a yES))

(I said NO-)

*****DON'T DISRESPECT THE HENTAI***** i'm also selling illegal hentai tapes, body pillows, hentai books, all the natural supplies weebs need.

I heard yes))

I'm finna disrespect the hentai >:) ))

*goes to the kitchen and opens a drawer* Ooh, lighters! *takes one out*

dares))

*the pepperoni doctor is sad* nobody wants part of my hentai stash. *sadness.jpg*

Ooh it still w o r k s

Hehe))

(Jesus christ) ... why not go all out *Orders a bit of beers for finland and she chugs her beers*

Now I wanna burn something- But what??

i need to sleep jeez its 1 in the morning cya -FInland-, take all of my hentai stash (happiness.jpg)

Bet you guys didn't bring your wallet))

*Hic*

See ya))

*taps chin* OH YEAAHHHHHHH- Those bOoKs-

*nods head approvingly at my own idea* Mhm that'll do nicely...

OoK-

*marches over to Finlands' room*

*takes a book that's lying half open on the bed* Yes yes

*goes around his room gathering more and more*

:DDD

*takes them all to the backyard giggling*

*throws them on the floor and goes back inside to get some gasoline*

*Hic* mORE?

*pours gasoline all over the books* HAHAHAHA

*lights the lighter and chucks it into the pile of books*

*Orders more eer*

( e e r)

*it causes a large fire*

Oops, your backyard is on fire))

(HH)

*Gives finland some of the beer and chugs hers*

LMAO))

*standing there watching the fire* It's beautiful-

*She gets up too, Instantly falling on the ground* hEHEHE

You guys are weird))

Respectable))

*Crawls outside* hEY YoU OK?

gOOD *Gets up*

*eventually everything gets burned*

AH SHIT- *the fire reaches the house and now the house is burning*

(OMFG)

SHITSHITSHITSHIT-

*I fall down with finland* gfdijfjsdifjsdgoiesd

yoU Did ToO

hEhE *Trys to get back up*

hmmmm))

You two are gonna **** now, I can tell))

(DEAR GOD-

( y E S.)

I can telllllll))

(HhhH)

There's no denying it-))

(HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)

*insert Ame escaping the house*

AAA FINLANDS'GONNA KILL MEEEEEE

MeANNN *pushes finland off*

I NEED CANADA TO DEFEND MEEEEEEEEE

*She trys to carry finland home* (there is no home-)

*panic.jpg*

*She falls halfway there* OucH-

* s u c s e s s*

hhhhhh

haHEHE

*Trying to push finland off*

This is what happens when you leave an Ame home alone))

(RIP) *Doesn't care-*

Haha))

pfdoigkjfdgd

:D (hh)

*yawns are contagious*

... *Trying to carry finland over to the house*

... what... the... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Pfft- you retards- I'll leave you two alone now then ;') ))

WHO THE HELL BURNT DOWN THE HOUSE!??!

And i oop-))

(yes.) Jesus. *slowly walks over to her house*

*Puts finland on the guest bed and watches tv on her bed*

*Falls asleep*

*Wakes up with a hangover* Ow...

*She lays back down.* Eugh..... Oh.. You're here finland...

What happened last night?

(aaAAAAAAA "HOTLY-) Me neither..

*Yawn*

*She keeps laying down* eugh......

*She gets up after a while

...

yOU OK?

Okay