America: *super thwaps Russia in the nuts* Russia: *isn"t phased* America: *gets barely touched in the balls* America: *squeals like a child*

C R A M P

America: barely breathing America: slowly dying America: pain and agony Me irl: yeah that’s beautiful

random jokes i made like a week ago

America: "And you may be wondering where's my friend?" OOF Rolls and hits Dab Fren walks in slowly Both: Does weird hand gesture "SPOON"

hhh

America: I played "Read Dead Redemption" before Me: So you gonna ram that horse into a tree??