Ask or Dare Chip
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Gillian[OP]
20.12.2017 22:53
Link(he just woke up from a nap)
Gillian[OP]
20.12.2017 22:56
Link(SHOOT! i forgot his horns)
lemme replay one of the things:
Vanguard: I Am A Messenger. *Plays a message* "Hey Mike. Its Ya' Boy, Jackob. Yeah, So Remember How Scratch Created That Antidote For The Void Plague, And I Gave It To Dante? Yeah, Well... He's Infected Worse Than Last Time. I'm Held Up In My Lab, Blocked Off From The Outside World. *Loud Banging* Shat, I Aint Got Much Time. Look, Confront Scratch About This. He'll Know What To Do. *Loud Bang Again* Crap-*Sound Cuts Off*
( well then...that's just sad ;-;)
Me:*gets a text* he said he can't really help us in person...and he won't say why,but there's an anti toxin in his spare lab,he said not to go to his main one....something about a virus,idk but we gotta hurry *looks concerned,but grabs a book bag,dumps it out an slings in to her back,heads for the door* come on,we gotta hurry
Me:*spins around and huffs* sure,whatever floats your boat,but i'm not sure if there's enough time,so i'll go ahead,you can catch up with me later *tosses him a tracking devise and clips another one to her bag* see ya later *salutes and darts out the room without shutting the door,jumps up in the air and onto a futuristic motorcycle,rides off,a blue streak following her (it looks and functions kinda like the motorcycles from tron :V)*
Me: *runs in* HEY I HEARD A LOT OF YELLING HOLY SH** WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
Me: *tosses Epic some painkillers* Mikey makes me carry these. *opens knife, backs into a corner*
(is it even a monster tho 0-0)
(Could be say Scratch, Red, Clint, ShE hAs A lOt o PeOplEs)
(blood loss from... certain places... but im fine. ANYWAY-
I'm so confused do I need to read this whole thing again ;')?)
(I has also had 3 times TvT but then teh next month none so maybe it gets better?)
Me: *randomly jumps in with a sniper rifle* OK WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON
Me: *sits in silence* Oof I guess time has stopped
*sits on a shelf*
(Ik)
(Nnnnngghhhhh (I feel like it's Scratch or his sister or someone who hangs around the lab a lot)
Dakota: *in a lab coat, crawling out from a hole in the floor* oh.. um.. I'll explain later. *pulls out a shotgun*
Laney: *flashes the flashlight in the monsters eyes* BACK AWAY BASTARD.
Me: *tosses some jerky in the floor* *whispers* it worked on Clint. Then again it might be a herbivore.
Dakota: Naw, m8. I have suction-cup shoes.
Laney: *screams extremely loud*
*my scream irl causes people to hear ringing*
Me: *throws the pocket knife like a dart at ???s leg* (I has sum dart skillz)
Laney: *tries to get up slowly, but fails, and lays there bleeding*
I don't travel enough. Well damn. This is how I go. Whoop whoop! *falls asleep*
Me: *falls out of the doorway, a perfume bottle in mah pocket breaks*
Me: *takes out the bottle, leaves it, and crawls over to Laney* *pulls out a med kit*
Me: *tosses the medkit to Dakota after taking out some bandages* *crawls to the creature slowly*
(Yes I am the type of person who would get so overwhelmed they would help the animal first :T)
Me: I'd give you painkillers, but your saliva is acid. This'll hurt k? *pulls out the pocket knife swiftly and crawls backwards quickly*
Me: well so much for bandageing it. That's going to get infected now. *realizes half the people around me are dieing* well sh**. *goes to Gillian* *begins bandaging wounds* *calls Scratch*
Me: *calls Mikey* HEY GOOD TO SEE YOU SON, IM CURRENTLY SAVING PEOPLES LIVES, GO CHECK ON SCRATCH PLEASE I THINK HE IS DYING, I DUNNO WHERE HE IS FIGURE IT OUT, OK BYE *hangs up* *begins running between the two following instructions in the first aid kit*
Mikey: wait what? *heads to Le main lab cause he be oblivious*
Me: *calls an ambulance and keeps following instructions and bandaging wounds that aren't too deep*
Me: *tosses him some instructions* I DUNNO READ THE FIRST AID KIT MANUAL, PUT PREASSURE TO STOP BLOOD FROM BLEEDING AND WAIT FOR THE AMBULANCE
(Mine knocked a container full of mealworms (lizard food live hugs) onto my bedroom floor TvT. I'm scarred I'll find bugs in my room now)
Dakota: *puts bandages on the scraps and sets out blankets laying them on the blankets*
Mikey: MY GOD THE HELL DID YOU DO *calls an ambulance* *pulls his first aid kit out of his bag*
Dakota: WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, S-SIR. SOME ALIEN THING CAME AND W-WRECKED THE PLACE!
Mikey: *mumbling to himself* heavy burns need special equipment, deep cuts apply preasure until blessing stops, God the ambulance better get here quick I can't really treat this with a first aid kit!
(just pretend Dakota was on the phone and was explaining the situation)
Mikey: *pulls out his pistol* yeah Pom Gillian and Laney already met whatever that is. *grabs bandages* *stops* that cut will get infected.. where is that ambulance!
Me: *applys pressure to stop bleeding* comeon we really need some medical professionals here!
??? *on the phone with Dakota* WELL WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!
Dakota: A LAB AREA, WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME! EVERYONE'S BLEEDING, AND HURT, AND M-MAYBE DYING.
???: Aight, I'll be there as soon as possible
Pom: HEY DAKOTA KEEP MIKEY JUST CALLED, SCRATCH IS ALSO DYING, PROBALLY WORSE THEN THESE TWO, HOW MANY PEOPLE WE GOT?
Scratch:*pulls out a plasma gun and aims it at Mikey* get-the ****-out of here,you can't follow me,or tag along anymore,it's not you job to and if you die because of something i did,or because you where trying to play hero,i won't be able to live with myself *charges it up* so get out....
Dakota: Arriving or hurt?!
Because there should be about 5 arriving to help everyone and so far three or more hurt.
Mikey: *raises his hands up and walks back, bumping into a shelf* AH!
Me: OK WE JUST GOT TO KEEP EM ALIVE, and hope that creature is running off somewhere!
Mikey: *walks through the door that leads to the living room* *shuts it* *calls Isabella* hey Izzy? So Scratch Is kind of laying on the floor dying and aiming plasma guns at anyone who comes in. Any ideas?
Halo: *kicks the door open* OKAY WHAT THE ****ING **** IS GOING ON
Mai: DEAR JESUS LORD
Funtime Laney: w-WhaT eVen?!
Rags: WHAT THE ****
Bleu: am I the only one not screaming right now
Dakota: Is that everyone?! Ok we need a few to go with Mikey to the Main lab, some to go find that monster, and some to help us.
Halo: How are we supposed to separate into groups tho?
Dakota: I DON'T KNOW WHAT R U GONNA DO?!
Me: IM UP FOR A MONSTER HUNT, I BET I CAN CAPTURE THAT FELLA, AND I SAW WHERE HE WENT.
Mikey: *leaves a message* ugh I guess I'm just going to sit here and wait for him to faint then :T
Rags: I'M UP FOR MONSTER HUNTING
Funtime Laney: h-HOLY ShItTt iS tHat mY s-SisTer?!
Mai: yeah i think me and Ft Laney 'll stay
Halo: I think I might go to the main lab.
Dakota: Bleu you're staying here.
Bleu: I aint complaining.
Dakota: Is everyone assigned? GO! Pom you'll lead the monster hunting group, you said you know where he went.
Me: Oki doki! *heads toward the back room where he ran off* so he likes quiet and very dull areas so I guess we are looking for a broken window or wall or a closet :T
Rags: aight that shouldn't be too hard.. right?
Bleu: yeet im here now
Mikey: guess you just surpassed Riley on most amputations. Yeah it's off somewhere.