Me: Should be permanent. Where's the superglue? (XDDDDDDDD)

Me: Hhhhhh *pops a gumball in mouth and starts blowing*

Me: *is grinning while still blowing it and is now gigantic*

Me: *covered in gum* Well, thanks. Now, it's time to hug you, I think. *chases you*

Me: COME BACK HERE!!! *is still chasing you* YOU KNOW YOU LOVE MEH, BOI-O!! AND YOU OBVIOUSLY LOVE GUM, TOO!!! COMERE!!! (XDDDDDD)

Me: NEVER SAY NEVER!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Also...*stops for a moment* I don't mean that you love me literally. *laughs* Hm...*grabs a buncha gum and turns into a ball* *grins evilly* GUMBALL FIGHT!! *throws gumballs at you*

Me: Oh, great. Now, I have to help you. Hhhhhhhhh. *walks over to you, gumball in hand just in case, and helps you out*

Me: Why are you being nice to me while I'm being stupid, mean, and rude to you????

Me: Oh... *drops gumball and dusts hands off with shirt* Sorry, then. I didn't want to be mean. *is on her soft side rn* (HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO MY CHARACTER??? XDDDDDDDD That's not who I actually am. This is just acting. XP)

Me: U-uh...I gotta go...*looks pretty hesitant and awkward, mostly embarrassed* (XDDDDDDDD I KNOW DAT!! XD)