Mr clean doesn’t have sex because it’s too dirty. He isn’t married because when you kiss, there’s germs everywhere and he thinks having kids is dirty especially spit. He washes his mouth out with soap more than once a day if he ever breathes the same air as TSeries or anyone who doesn’t wash their hands. He takes 10 showers a day and he always uses coins to pay because he washes the cash every time he gets them and he has no electricity because his water bill is $15,000+ a month and he wears gas masks with advanced filtering and can’t use it because he can barely pay the water bill or electric bill. He stresses and goes insane and passes out of all of the overwhelming stress about all of the germs and won’t dare see a therapist or a doctor because they aren’t as germaphobic as he is. All he does is clean all day and he never dares think of any spec of dirt because he dreads even the thought of a spec of dirt making any contact with him or his sex slave.