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Serial Doodler
oh what a pity.
To many flowers ._.
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Lunarthegreat
02.02.2019 16:55
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CarrotOwO[OP]
02.02.2019 16:56
LinkHanahaki ._.
Wait a second... is that?... Carrot u ok? i thought u liked more the honey than ketchup
wait... then wut is it??? i WoNdEr WhAt CoUlD tHaT bE hMmMmM
XD
also
*wild US FLOWEY APPEARS*
Flowey: hOI!1! i'M fLOWEY, fLowey tHE flOWEY!!!1!
Pie: WHAT THE-?! u cough flowers??? *picks em up* *takes a closer look* iS tHiS sOmE kInD oF mAgIc TrIcK???
*Shows Pie some Wikipedia thingy*
(Totaly Not copy and pasted)
It says:
The Hanahaki Disease is a fictional disease in which the victim coughs up flower petals when they suffer from one-sided love. It ends when the beloved returns their feelings (romantic love only; strong friendship is not enough), or when the victim dies. It can be cured through surgical removal, but when the infection is removed, the victim's romantic feelings for their love also disappear.
Pie: oh, ok, btw aren't chu a skeleton? but skeletons don't have blood and internal organs, do they? *lifts his hoodie to see if there's something else mora than bones*
Pie: hmm... i see... there's nothing else besides the bones... those... delitious bones... uh, jk, it's just that i have a wolf head and u know how dogs get with the bones, right?
Pie: *doesn't notice about Annoying dog* don't be scared of me, i'm not gunna eatcha *to herself*(tho, i am surely craving for some yummy femurs)
Pie: w-wait d-did you hear me? o-oh no... this... is u-unconfortable now... *nervous laugh*
Pie: Oh, *grabs his arm and gives it back to him*
am i a good girl? am i a good girl? *pants like a dog*
Pie: what? i'm just a silly wolf-headed-chimeric-magical-animal who just wants to have some fun :3
Pie: idk some wolf instincs that i've got... like, i have this feeling that i want to lick ur chest, in the way dogs and wolves lick each other when they're hurt... are u hurt or something?
(OH MY LORD!!! XD u had some 7w7 ideas didn't chu)
Pie: *wolf senses notice something's wrong* it's nothing? rly? wasn't it because of those flowers u coughed up???
Pie: let's go to a doctor or something, u might die! GO GET A DOCTOR OR ELSE... uh... *dog brain trying to find out a way to scare Carrot* I'LL DRINK ALL UR HUNEY!!!
Pie: hmm... it might possibly be in ur pockets, but i know it be too easy, so let me think...*thinking*... let's see...
*starts to check and smell him over*
...
hmm... u know what?
*get's his skull off his neck and starts to spin it so he may become dizzy easyly*
Pie: (Plan: if he get's dizzy his body will be unstable and he might fall, when that happends i'll look undes his clothers and bones to see if there's any hunie!)
Pie: ok, that's enogh *leaves his skull on the ground* let's see what we got here *inspecting clothes and under his clothing*
Pie: hmm... *grabs Carrot's body so it won't fall and looks at his skull* ... very clever... aren'tcha?
Pie: bUt ThAt WoN't StAhP mE fRoM dOiNg the sencond threat, eating chu! and i've got there rest of ur body right here... *actually not going to eat him be wants to give him a scare*
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Pie: hmm... and what if u ask them some pain-dealing-medicines or something?
Pie: *grabs his skull and puts it where it belongs* hm... then, go ahead make ur crush get a crush on u! maybe u'll have to first express all ur feeling to them, and maybe they'll love u too
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Pie: well... idk, maybe, u have to be first a closer friend to them, so u'll maybe know more things that ur crush likes and try to comunicate ur luv through those thing they might like, or something like that... idk, i think Classic frienzoned me 'cuz i liked to stalk him and i was clearly obssesed, what? (face-palm in 3... 2... 1...)
Pie: well, as i said, give them stuff or things they like, like idk, chocolate, or idk, and uh... tell them how much u care and luv them...?
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