Jake: who's Al somebody in your Mafia group?

Jake: also doe's Austin know i'm not dead? when you tried to kill me?

Jake: ? what happened to him?

Jake: -he look's slightly confused-

Jake: THE ****!? WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM!?

Me: wait what?

Me: never mind -walk's away-

Jake: damn...

Jake: yeah well he was my freind, well i think? i don't know...

Jake: mmm, never mind -he walk's away heading to a restuarnt-

Rammer: -he drive's by Jake without him seeing taking out his gun and shooting Jake- I NEVER LIKED YOU!? -he drive's off- Jake: -he's bleeding on the ground- ****!? -he cough's out some blood and hold's his wound-

Jake: -he bleed's but get's up- shit, i don't have any medkit's or bandage's...

Blans: Why are you looking at me like that?

Blans: I have no cookies.

Blans: fine *goes on cloud and goes to store*

Blans: *is back and gives corey cookies* Happy now?

Blans: ...

Ok corey I will * boops her nose* ^w^

*laughs* >u<

Oh I'm sorry corey, won't happen again

Yes you will *with a little smile on his face*

*he awkwardly giggles*

*he sits down not making a sound*

.......you good? O_O

....nothing........i don't know

N-no I'm good........i just usually use guns for hunting that's all, I-I don't shoot them just for fun rewlly

Well you could call anything an animal really, unless you hunt plants and rocks, which would be a bit weird

Well yea humans are animals too then, and pretty feral if I do say so myself

No........why?

What u think I am a cop? Hehe no I'm just a cartoon that talks =P

.....ok geez calm down there bucko o-o

Well, I've always been afraid of them

.....kinky, idk, I mean I like them but at the same time, I've been arrested before so yea

How lucky?...........well, she was pretty hot

*he laughs* women can't be police officers?

Well i got cuffed by her partner who was a dude, *chuckles* and a bit of a cock blocker

Nooo, he was a little rough, kept yanking on my arms and put the cuffs on so tight I lost feeling in my hands

He yelled a lot too, before he cuffed me I got tazed and beaten with his nightstick, all the while I see my buddy talking to the chick, she didn't even cuff him, I was like what the hell?!?!? Mother ****ing bimbo piece of shit! Not fun, not fun at all...........i mean, unless your into that, which I won't judge

....o-oh!...........again, kinky

Yea.....................i passed out at one point, and this dude was really buff too!but later his partner recognized me as a person who volunteered at the police station once and finally decided to ****ing tell him

Yea, he turned out to be real nice, once he found out I wasnt in the one at fault he was cool, let me stay in the station a bit, it was nice.

*he giggles and takes out a tazer and some handcuffs* he gave me these, he told me I need to know how to defend myself without lethal force, I've held onto them ever since

Hell. No, I'll cuff u bish =_=

*hands her an officer's hat* he gave me that too

*he giggles*

*he smiles* you like it?

*giggles* you can have it then, maybe I can find you a pair of cuffs to go with it

Yea.............or you could have these ones, but these ones were the ones the guy cuffed me with *he gives her the handcuffs*

*he laughs nervously*

..........what are you smileing about?

*he tightens his grip on the tazer* No, twice, the other one wasn't as exciting though *he chuckles*

.....*his eyes sudden as he nervously grin* .....y-your not a cop though

Widden*

And I got a tazer

.......*he gets up and runs*

*hiding behind a tree he grasps the tazer*

*he playfully runs to another tree and "accidentally* drops the tazer*

*he dives into a bush, making as much noise as possible*

*he raises his hands* alright office you caught me ^^

*he stands up*

*he falls down, smacking his head against the thorny bush*

*he looks at her, his face all cut up, and grins* it's ok I'm fine!

*he pats her back* no your a great officer, officers hurt civilians all the time, like the time that one guy beat the shit out of me, remember?

*he looks around* I don't know, it's nice and warm in here, I kinda like it

*he chuckles* come ooon be a little more adventurous, live life on the edge a little, some dumb little thorns never hurt nobody

Yes the mob boss who's afraid of thorns

I don't care bout no suit, all I wear is jeans, a t-shirt, and my hat

Yea, I got plenty if money too, and you don't see me buying champagne and suits and crap like that

*lights a blunt* so do i

Naw man this is that good shit, it ain't about the drug, it's about the high, I got shrooms if you want some

Alrighty then *puts them away*

Ahh, I've never tried any pills before

Yea yea, thanks mom

That was sarcasm If you couldn't tell

Ok ok just making sure

Look at yourself miss mob boss

Alright officer *lays down* you say that

....you ok?

.........*wraps his arm around her*

*he makes a clearing in the top of the Bush, making a better veiw*

Really? Where's cancer?

Damn, that's my zodiac

Ooof, what's your Chinese zodiac?

mine's dragon

Heh, not really, tenichally i dont have one, because only emperors were allowed to have the dragon zodiac since dragons we're so worshipped

how? I'm not an emperor, I don't have a chinese zodiac

Well, i guess I'm royalty now

*gets up to streatch but falls out of the bush*

*she starts to hear talking on the outside of the bush*

Pringles: oh no no, I wasn't doing anything I swear!!! *two voices laugh* ???: thoes were the good old days weren't they Pringles: *chuckling* yea, yea they were

Pringles: hey why don't you beat the shit out of me for old times sake *both laugh* ???:yea yea, I quit that job a long time ago Pringles: oh, what ever happen to that one chick ???: oh she got fired

???: yea, apparently she ****ed one of the inmates Pringles: oh did she ???: yea after that she ended up becoming a prostitute

*??? Jumps* Pringles: oh yea, corey you can come out!

Pringles: *laughs* this is Derek, the guy I told you about Derek: *outstretched his hand for a hand shake* hi, nice to meet you

Derek: well not anymore Pringles: yea he quit that job

Derek: yea, hey buddy what ever happens to thoes things I gave you Pringles: *pats his pockets* yea I think I dropped it in the Bush Derek: oh you two were... Pringles: No! Nononononononono

Derek: well kinda, bu your standards dont have to be that low with this guy *pats Pringles's shoulder* Pringles: *laughs* ahh thats Derek for ya, always with the jokes Derek: well it wasn't really a joke Pringles: .........yep, always with the jokes

Derek: ah I was gonna leave anyways *gets on his bike* Pringles: yea, go have fun with your guy! Derek: oh I Will! *he takes off*

Oh yea, he's super gay, why else would he be partnered with that chick? If he was straight, they would have gotten no work done

Well, off you go then! I'll just walk home, it's not too far

Oh no, I couldn't, I don't really feel like being a burden

.......oh come on! Your not gonna shoot me for not going.......*gulp* are you?

............to the club!!!!!

*he steps up to the caddy and gets in*

*he giggles nervously* yea whatever

*looks around the caddy* yea..

*he looks back at the girl* ..............well I know who not to piss off

*takes out a piece and packs a bowl* this is gonna be one of those rides

*he tokes up, blowing smoke in one of the girls, and handing the piece to you*

Aw come on Al lighten up a bit

*jumps* Jesus, who died?

Alright, I ain't no ****ing stoner though

*mumbles* yea keep saying that after my dogs are done picking their their teeth with your bones

ok, imprecare in una lingua che pensi non capisco, puttana

Surprised? With the people I meet you had to either learn it or die trying

*coughing* C-Corey!.............Ack!

Se tu sapessi quante volte ho avuto persone che mi dicevano la stessa cosa I didn't get rich the easy way you, that's why I don't live the high life, I used to be part of a now dead mob

Yea, if the cops caught me, id be as good as dead

I made friends with a cop once, he agreed to not turn me in if I let him mooch off my money

*stretches and gets out of the car* well looks like I made new "friends"

*breaths it in* keep trying buddy, I've seen it all

And threats like that are what got my mob killed

That would be a shame now wouldn't it, but if I die, your supply of weapons go with me, I produce pretty much all the knifes and guns for the city, its how im still rich

...your looking at a powerful man Al, with one flick of my wrist I can have 12 snipers on your ass, and who's to say they arnt already

Oh it'll be a war, rival gangs and mobs killing each other because of your short temper, because their gun supply was cut off, and I don't want to start a war, all I wanted to do is sit in my cabin with a drink in hand, yet here we are

Oh no I wouldn't, but would you?

Who says it's about cash? If you haven't realized I'm not in your blood ridden business, now if you'll excuse me I'm rearing for a drink *he walks up to the bar*

(To the bartender) Two cosmos im feeling like not throwing up tonight

*he scans the room and decides to keep to himself, he brings the drinks to an empty table and sips on one of them*