the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death.
Yes, in fact, mayonnaise is an instrument. Seemingly egged on by the now-since meme-ified SpongeBob SquarePants scene where Squidward definitively informs Patrick that mayonnaise is not a musical instrument, YouTube user Flamp set out to dispel that conventional wisdom.