Imploding Potatoes
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plasmabolt
14.08.2017 05:56
Linkkewl
So... Are these like your brothers? Sisters? Family? Or just like random spudz... Unless you just have infinite versions of yourself and every potato is you...
If you haven't already found out, potatoes have special powers, including the ability to teleport, both across the 3rd and the 4th dimension. Not only can we move instantly across length and width, but we can also travel through time and gravity.
In the 255th Century, scientists created an artificial planet called "Trans-Earth", which was just Earth but duplicated and relocated to another park of the galaxy that had other forms of life, so that they could learn to communicate with the other beings and build a better society upon their friendship.
The other beings turned out to be us potatoes, so the people on Trans-Earth turned to using us as food rather than friends, so us potatoes, being as skilled as we are with traveling through the four dimensions, sucked ourselves out of the 255th Century Planet Potato and back in time onto the newborn planet "Earth". Us potatoes learned to survive on this new planet, and we lived peacefully until a new species called "hoomans" came along and started killing us all.
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